Space Jam 2: which 5 nba stars powers you stealing to play Lebron?

[E R 11 C]

In the OG space jam it was bouges, grand mama, Barkley, Ewing and Shawn Bradley (why Bradley?)

Assuming plot for 2 is similar, if you're the monstars, which stars you going after? reasons could be for talent or personality.

1. Cp3: overall talent, shyt talking and cartoon ass flops
2. Harden: cause one of them monstars gonna have a ridiculous beard.
3. Durant: lanky awkward mufukka
4. Blake: cause he pretty much already a real life lightskin monstar.
5. Cousins: for his temper and other on court fukkery.

Bonus Bill Murray role: Kevin Hart. Even tho he annoying as fukk during the allstar game, seems like he would fit the part. Bill was only in the game the last 10 seconds anyway.

Who yall got?

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Kevin Garnett - so he could be the ring leader, and bully for the rest of the team

Anthony Davis - cause he already looks like a monster

Jeremy Lin - he could be the monstar that uses kung fu moves for offense and defense

Kobe Bryant - The most skilled monster, the most serious..

Dwight Howard - the fukking goof monster whose alwats making a bad joke and laughing... Always has a smile on his face even when hes losing

 

[stepbackj34spud]

It doesn't have to be a regular nba lineup ala space jam so:

CP3/Rose
Kobe
Paul Pierce(james' "rival")
Durant
KG/Dwight/Blake(for Dunks and white player)

 

[BonafideDefacto]

PG Stephen Curry - Up and Coming Star, could be a monster who can literally drain a shot from anywhere
SG James Harden - Bearded monster
SF Carmelo Anthony - Star power
PF Blake Griffin - Light Skinned Monster, either him or Anthony Davis can command this spot
C Nikola Pekovic - Needed a token white guy and dude literally looks like an easy translation to a monster​

 

[NatiboyB]

Y'all have to pick a white player and a Latino it just is what it is and Lin wouldn't hurt either.

 

[Rico]

really all you have to do is steal Durant's and toonland is a wrap.

 

[E R 11 C]

It doesn't have to be a regular nba lineup ala space jam so:

CP3/Rose
Kobe
Paul Pierce(james' "rival")
Durant
KG/Dwight/Blake(for Dunks and white player)

Monstars aint stealin the power of dude in street clothes on the bench. Toonland is safe with knees like that.

 

[Methodical]

Kevin Garnett - so he could be the ring leader, and bully for the rest of the team

Anthony Davis - cause he already looks like a monster

Jeremy Lin - he could be the monstar that uses kung fu moves for offense and defense

Kobe Bryant - The most skilled monster, the most serious..

Dwight Howard - the fukking goof monster whose alwats making a bad joke and laughing... Always has a smile on his face even when hes losing

I like that one the most.