Spicy Creh fired from Realtor job after sharing bosses turd on IG

[boogers]

basically his boss lady treated him like shyt all day. they were working on a toilet and had to shut off the water. she creeps in and fires off a monster turd in the toilet, leaves it there, locks the door, and sneaks out. when they find the turd she denies all knowledge, even tho they saw her on the security tapes. later on he tags her in the photo of her turd on instagram, and she fires him

i have been laughing for an hour at this story now and thought it needed a thread lol

 

[boogers]

 

[The Phoenix]

How many Courics did that thing weigh????

 

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[King Harlem]

1. He posted the pic on IG (which is just nasty).
2. He tagged his boss on the post, putting her on blast for everyone to see.
3. He's stupid if he didn't think there would be some type of repercussions for that (including losing his job depending on how embarrassed his boss was after this).

 

[I'm Me]

That’s an impressive turd.

 

[NinoBrown]

That is an Anaconda....she needs more fiber...

 

[TripleAgent]

 

[Canada Goose]

I see no toliet paper, she didn't wipe after dropping that turd???

 

[Auger]

That is an Anaconda....she needs more fibe

Too much fibre

Fibre makes your poop hard

 

[Yzak]

1. He posted the pic on IG (which is just nasty).
2. He tagged his boss on the post, putting her on blast for everyone to see.
3. He's stupid if he didn't think there would be some type of repercussions for that (including losing his job depending on how embarrassed his boss was after this).

Maybe he was tryna give her credit for that monster dooky

 

[jdubnyce]

Wait
Wheres the toilet paper
I see no bidet
She didn't wipe

Either she got some swampbutthole or This might be @FakeNews

 

[Macallik86]

He's a great storyteller

 

[YvrzTrvly]

Tootsie roll goddess

 

[Kasper KArr]

Gross! Aye @Uncouth Savage you foul doing that and fronting like it wasn’t you.