Last night I went grocery shopping and then bought a powerade from McDonalds because why spend $1.75 for a 32oz bottle when you can just spend a buck for a large 
Anyway I'm just right outside my front door fumbling for my keys and decide to set my drink down. As soon as I do I kick that bytch over spilling blue mess all on the concrete aint this about a
I've done this so many times, share your woes coli

Anyway I'm just right outside my front door fumbling for my keys and decide to set my drink down. As soon as I do I kick that bytch over spilling blue mess all on the concrete aint this about a

I've done this so many times, share your woes coli


You need a sippy cup or something
No drink for you



No fap for valentines weekend. I was dusting my lampshade and was going through tissues like a mawfukka last night. Dust>>>>>>>>>>me.