okay, might want to skip this response

but white coffee shop girls have their uses
like let's say you have some pictures of your sports team
but some folks were running late

those photoshop skills

she can put the entire team back together
and let's say you are in the mood to listen to some flaws

since that well-negged coli poster clammed up
those white coffee shop girls can fill that need
they have a never-ending supply of vague, insignificant problems
and will be happy to talk about them for as long as you want
if you ever feel depressed about how your education was highly technical

and you don't know about greek plays or the battle of hastings
you can ask the white coffee shop girl
she'll tell you all about that stuff better than wikipedia

if she cops an attitude or gets condescending with her explanation
ask her: "what's the most money you ever made in a year?"

then she gets real humble and might even cry
this is important- if you take her to bed

she might preemptively list a bunch of stuff she'll never do in 1000 years
pay attention
cause in two weeks she'll be asking for those very activities

wait another week- then make her beg for that stuff
so to recap: photoshop -> flaws -> battle of hastings -> begging