spin again: black brothers, what been y'all experience with coffee shop white women?

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okay, might want to skip this response :beli:
but white coffee shop girls have their uses :mjpls:



like let's say you have some pictures of your sports team
but some folks were running late :wow:
those photoshop skills :ohlawd:
she can put the entire team back together:salute:


and let's say you are in the mood to listen to some flaws :troll:
since that well-negged coli poster clammed up
those white coffee shop girls can fill that need
they have a never-ending supply of vague, insignificant problems
and will be happy to talk about them for as long as you want :gladbron:



if you ever feel depressed about how your education was highly technical:shaq2:
and you don't know about greek plays or the battle of hastings
you can ask the white coffee shop girl
she'll tell you all about that stuff better than wikipedia:ahh:
if she cops an attitude or gets condescending with her explanation
ask her: "what's the most money you ever made in a year?" :mjlol:
then she gets real humble and might even cry


this is important- if you take her to bed:shaq:
she might preemptively list a bunch of stuff she'll never do in 1000 years
pay attention
cause in two weeks she'll be asking for those very activities:noah:
wait another week- then make her beg for that stuff :leostare:


so to recap: photoshop -> flaws -> battle of hastings -> begging
 

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okay, might want to skip this response :beli:
but white coffee shop girls have their uses :mjpls:



like let's say you have some pictures of your sports team
but some folks were running late :wow:
those photoshop skills :ohlawd:
she can put the entire team back together:salute:


and let's say you are in the mood to listen to some flaws :troll:
since that well-negged coli poster clammed up
those white coffee shop girls can fill that need
they have a never-ending supply of vague, insignificant problems
and will be happy to talk about them for as long as you want :gladbron:



if you ever feel depressed about how your education was highly technical:shaq2:
and you don't know about greek plays or the battle of hastings
you can ask the white coffee shop girl
she'll tell you all about that stuff better than wikipedia:ahh:
if she cops an attitude or gets condescending with her explanation
ask her: "what's the most money you ever made in a year?" :mjlol:
then she gets real humble and might even cry


this is important- if you take her to bed:shaq:
she might preemptively list a bunch of stuff she'll never do in 1000 years
pay attention
cause in two weeks she'll be asking for those very activities:noah:
wait another week- then make her beg for that stuff :leostare:


so to recap: photoshop -> flaws -> battle of hastings -> begging

Some dudes underestimate white coffee girls' usefulness. Some of these girls are hipsters with upper middle class parents. They're smart, well-dressed and possibily richer and better off than you. If you can get into her head, you can get yourself some new kicks :blessed:. Moreover, the richer the white girl, the better her face and body usually is on average. Some of these cacs will look at you with murder in their eyes if the white girl is hot enough.
 
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this nikka here. :aicmon:





:camby:negged

:mjlol:

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are you black and from scotland? :heh:

Demographics for you guys might be fukked up, in London its like a pick n mix. Get all types of women

Moved here since I was 6 :sadcam:

Most of them tho wanna try that BBC, so works to my advantage when it comes to bagging bishes :jawalrus:

First time I went to London tho :gladbron:

Mixed race bishes errwhere :whoo:
 
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