Spin: Bad in bed?
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FinesseKing
Banned
I ran across some BIG p*ssy years ago. She bent over and that p*ssy was looking like a large mouth bass, you could see all in her, I could have flipped a quarter down that tunnel of a puzzy. I said fukk it and went in there and felt like I was just sticking my rod in a warm cup of water, p*ssy was just beat raggedy. Then that mofo started kicking off odor so I acted like I busted a nut and got up out of there.
SirShaktus
All Star
When I got bad sex:
All from my 1st girlfriend. Was pretty, but was lazy in bed, couldn't give head, screamed too lloud, and did reverse cowgirl like she was on a damn pogo stick. One day she leaned forward (my junk has a bit of a curve) and my junk HURT. I pushed her off with the
face. It hurt to get hard for a week.
Probably had a sprained dikk.
(Random Factoid: a sprained dikk is mainly caused by a girl riding it wrong in the reverse cowgirl. )
To my memory, I don't remember busting with her once. She was that whack in bed.
On my end:
A few times I got whiskey dikk and was pushing rope... had a breh like "I don't know what happened, babe...
"
And on 3 occasions I was... overzealous and hit a girl's cervix...
It sounds good in your head until she's like
and you're feelling bad because you hurt a girl and your dikk is hard like rock stone for the rest of the night...
All from my 1st girlfriend. Was pretty, but was lazy in bed, couldn't give head, screamed too lloud, and did reverse cowgirl like she was on a damn pogo stick. One day she leaned forward (my junk has a bit of a curve) and my junk HURT. I pushed her off with the
face. It hurt to get hard for a week.Probably had a sprained dikk.
(Random Factoid: a sprained dikk is mainly caused by a girl riding it wrong in the reverse cowgirl. )
To my memory, I don't remember busting with her once. She was that whack in bed.
On my end:
A few times I got whiskey dikk and was pushing rope... had a breh like "I don't know what happened, babe...
"And on 3 occasions I was... overzealous and hit a girl's cervix...
It sounds good in your head until she's like
and you're feelling bad because you hurt a girl and your dikk is hard like rock stone for the rest of the night...
BedRoomI'z
All Money In
Chicks with poor stamina..talking bout " You better work that p*ssy" and then jump out of bed after 45 minutes cause she has a 9-5 mentality on this dikk and never works out..
Another one was gettin it from the back and for some reason when she started arching her back,after me repeatedly tellin her to do so,this sour,zombie meat like smell came out of her ass..I have never lost an erection that fast in my life...still disturbs me to this day how bad it smelled...
Another one was gettin it from the back and for some reason when she started arching her back,after me repeatedly tellin her to do so,this sour,zombie meat like smell came out of her ass..I have never lost an erection that fast in my life...still disturbs me to this day how bad it smelled...
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