innocentdevil
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Beat my meat and then go back to sleep
So I could wake up from the nightmare
So I could wake up from the nightmare





1. Beat my meat.
2. Walk around outside with my shirt off
3. Find a bad chick with a big booty to smash
4. Lay on the couch and watch sports with my hand in my pants
As stated in another thread- Pee, cuff mah bawls, flash people, get head & have sex with a bad chick.
nikka ask the chics a question the turn around snd attacked them on they answer.
It's funny how all the chic think they would be pulling bad bytches tho but can't keep a nikka in a relationship for longer than a month as a female
Bet ya think ya all would have a big dikk too.![]()


Only one chick?

I always wondered what life would be like as a guy. Other than fukking big booty hoes and gettin my dikk sucked every hour... There's no other perks![]()
I believe its better than bleeding for a week every monthI completely forgot that women generally hate other women, so if most of you woke up men tomorrow it would be a bad day for a lot of hoes out there. I bet some of you would hit up that chick you hate but is still a friend on facebook, make a video with her, dump her, get back together with her and then dump her again after she got pregnant.

Its 2013if anything corporate world or any profession is looking for young women to do their thing out there, I'll prolly have more job opportunities than you, a year later hey guess what? I get a raise higher than yours.
As of having another being growing inside of me. That's a beautiful thing.
Opening jars? Who needs those when we just throw it at you guys to open them?and I've seen men get raped on SVU
!!! I'm kidding but not fearing to get raped isn't really a perk though. Most of us women know not to put ourselves in such predicament like not walking home alone, not be seen going in your house alone at night, avoiding people you get a weird vibe from, only keeping it in your circle of friends... some try all those yet still can't escape that one psycho. Its such an unfortunate thing to happen to women
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The irony of this post is you just did the same thing.
Yup the same way all of you have big dikks, are 6'2 and pull bad bytches on the reg too. Again the irony.
I just woke up with a penis; let me get my weight up.![]()

this thread brought back flashbacks of a post wanted to put in my sig, don't know if I already did tho:
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Why make connections when I'm going back to my original gender tomorrow?
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Didn't see that stipulation in the thread title or original post, but allllright...
Anyhow, if there were every anything that I wish women could experience as men (since everyone seems to be infatuated with getting their dikks sucked & fukking big booty hoes), it'd be that post-nut clarity.
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You'd definitely have a better understanding of where we're coming from sometimes....
Don't even ask me how.![]()


I never sucked his dikk or gave him the d.![]()