Spin: I Hate Talking During Sex

AkaDemiK

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People have indepth convos during sex :leostare:

*couple gets in doggystyle position*

man: yo did u cook

woman: nah, i had a lot to do today

*man slaps right cheek*

woman: owww! I did a bunch of shopping, picked up the kids, took em to soccer and then I had to go with my mother to the dentist.

man: oh aight, it's all good. I was just wondering. Btw. arch ya back some more.

*woman arches her back*

man: aight, good looks

woman: What did you want for dinner?

man: not sure, maybe some grilled chicken...and umm...

woman: rice?

man: nah, ionno...fukk it, let's just order a pizza.

woman: Ok. Hey did you get my stuff from the cleaners?

*man turns woman over and positions himself on top*

man: yea i picked em up. Guess who I saw on my way there

woman: who?

man: that bytch nikka Ronny. He still owes me $200.

woman: wow, what a loser.

man: yea I know. Dude is pathetic, it's been 5 months now.

*couple continues fukking and talking for another 20 mins*
 

twan83

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Can't cosign this man

Ain't nothing better than hearing female yell out DADDY AND PAPI AND HOW SHE LIKES IT
 
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