Sansprix
Around the way girl.
Sorry, can't Co-sign
Talking shyt, then talking shyt in Spanish always makes for a good session
Talking shyt, then talking shyt in Spanish always makes for a good session

I've had it worse than both of you.
A few years ago I was in a retarded scenario where I had some incredible cookie but it was attached to a 'lackluster' performer.
As soon as I made her come twice, she would be down for the count; apparently her shyt would be too sore or something like that after the second one., I guess? Honestly it doesn't matter how incredible I was because SHE WOULD NEVER EVER TELL ME WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO BURST so I could know that I should hurry up and get my nut in.
So her stingy mime zombie ass gets her nut in, she passes out and I'm sitting their with blue balls so bad I have to crawl around on all fours like an orphan dog because my shyt hurts when I stand.
She was terrible with head too, so that just made matters infinitely worse. Should've choked that bytch in her sleep.
§ansprix;581403 said:Sorry, can't Co-sign
Talking shyt, then talking shyt in Spanish always makes for a good session![]()
good p*ssy have you telling females you love them, yu wanna marry them... i even tell hoes i want them to have my baby
but i bust that 3rd nut and be like "man fukk that ho"![]()
Its all good until dude says.."say my name, who yo daddy, u like this dikk" or talk too damn much...i dont say shyt but shut the fukk up...I do like hearing a soft "fukk", "oh shyt",or "this p*ssy good"..other than that....
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*couple gets in doggystyle position*
man: yo did u cook
woman: nah, i had a lot to do today
*man slaps right cheek*
woman: owww! I did a bunch of shopping, picked up the kids, took em to soccer and then I had to go with my mother to the dentist.
man: oh aight, it's all good. I was just wondering. Btw. arch ya back some more.
*woman arches her back*
man: aight, good looks
woman: What did you want for dinner?
man: not sure, maybe some grilled chicken...and umm...
woman: rice?
man: nah, ionno...fukk it, let's just order a pizza.
woman: Ok. Hey did you get my stuff from the cleaners?
*man turns woman over and positions himself on top*
man: yea i picked em up. Guess who I saw on my way there
woman: who?
man: that bytch nikka Ronny. He still owes me $200.
woman: wow, what a loser.
man: yea I know. Dude is pathetic, it's been 5 months now.
*couple continues fukking and talking for another 20 mins*
*couple gets in doggystyle position*
man: yo did u cook
woman: nah, i had a lot to do today
*man slaps right cheek*
woman: owww! I did a bunch of shopping, picked up the kids, took em to soccer and then I had to go with my mother to the dentist.
man: oh aight, it's all good. I was just wondering. Btw. arch ya back some more.
*woman arches her back*
man: aight, good looks
woman: What did you want for dinner?
man: not sure, maybe some grilled chicken...and umm...
woman: rice?
man: nah, ionno...fukk it, let's just order a pizza.
woman: Ok. Hey did you get my stuff from the cleaners?
*man turns woman over and positions himself on top*
man: yea i picked em up. Guess who I saw on my way there
woman: who?
man: that bytch nikka Ronny. He still owes me $200.
woman: wow, what a loser.
man: yea I know. Dude is pathetic, it's been 5 months now.
*couple continues fukking and talking for another 20 mins*
No dirty talk? I bet you only have sex with the lights off
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