Spin: I Hate Talking During Sex

fendi_mane

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All that talking shyt sucks because you end up trying to out dirty talk the bytch the whole session. I just know, bend over and suck on it right quick. The rest of the time, I just caveman the puzzy and throw her into different positions.
 
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Depends with the chick. I'm usually a mellow nikka when I'm no fukking so when I shyt talk they be surprised as fukk. I was fukking this one chic and she started tearing up so I was like why the fukk u cying for? dikk so good make u wanna cry uh? Cry for this dikk baby cry for his dikk. That shyt had a nikka felling like Boss :win:. After the session she told me that she didn;t wanna catch feelings and fall for me.:yeshrug:
 

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Its all good until dude says.."say my name, who yo daddy, u like this dikk" or talk too damn much...i dont say shyt but shut the fukk up...I do like hearing a soft "fukk", "oh shyt",or "this p*ssy good"..:noah:other than that....:trash:
 

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I've had it worse than both of you.:no:

A few years ago I was in a retarded scenario where I had some incredible cookie but it was attached to a 'lackluster' performer.

As soon as I made her come twice, she would be down for the count; apparently her shyt would be too sore or something like that after the second one. :lift:, I guess? Honestly it doesn't matter how incredible I was because SHE WOULD NEVER EVER TELL ME WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO BURST so I could know that I should hurry up and get my nut in.

So her stingy mime zombie ass gets her nut in, she passes out and I'm sitting their with blue balls so bad I have to crawl around on all fours like an orphan dog because my shyt hurts when I stand.

She was terrible with head too, so that just made matters infinitely worse :facepalm:. Should've choked that bytch in her sleep.

:laff: Girls that get theirs and pass out before you can get yours are inconsiderate bytches! :pacspit: x100 at every girl who has ever done this.
 

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§ansprix™;581403 said:
Sorry, can't Co-sign

Talking shyt, then talking shyt in Spanish always makes for a good session:smugdraper:

:lolbron:

Idk if its bcuz im latino but girls stay tryin to speak spanish when im fukkin,
only them latinas say it right tho :bow:
 

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good p*ssy have you telling females you love them, yu wanna marry them... i even tell hoes i want them to have my baby


but i bust that 3rd nut and be like "man fukk that ho" :mjpls:

Can't cosign. I was just fukkin, I told her "Damn girl...........this shyt is soooo good, I love you..........**continues to beat brakes off**mmmph mmph mmph I love this shyt....you so wet boo.......damn boo...damn.....damnn...ngfswrrfvnhhjmb" **breathes heavily for 30 seconds puts hands on head like a 10 second break during a full court press inside the last 2 mins** ima get another rubber"

Her: You love me? **looks at me with those glossy baby deer eyes**
Me: :wtf: huh?
Her: hold me....**smiles and snuggles up close to me with her head on my chest...
 
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Its all good until dude says.."say my name, who yo daddy, u like this dikk" or talk too damn much...i dont say shyt but shut the fukk up...I do like hearing a soft "fukk", "oh shyt",or "this p*ssy good"..:noah:other than that....:trash:

So if the talk is bout the greatness of ya p*ssy its good but if its bout him doing his thing dizzle its bad. ok got it:comeon:
 

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*couple gets in doggystyle position*

man: yo did u cook

woman: nah, i had a lot to do today

*man slaps right cheek*

woman: owww! I did a bunch of shopping, picked up the kids, took em to soccer and then I had to go with my mother to the dentist.

man: oh aight, it's all good. I was just wondering. Btw. arch ya back some more.

*woman arches her back*

man: aight, good looks

woman: What did you want for dinner?

man: not sure, maybe some grilled chicken...and umm...

woman: rice?

man: nah, ionno...fukk it, let's just order a pizza.

woman: Ok. Hey did you get my stuff from the cleaners?

*man turns woman over and positions himself on top*

man: yea i picked em up. Guess who I saw on my way there

woman: who?

man: that bytch nikka Ronny. He still owes me $200.

woman: wow, what a loser.

man: yea I know. Dude is pathetic, it's been 5 months now.

*couple continues fukking and talking for another 20 mins*

Marital sex.
 

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*couple gets in doggystyle position*

man: yo did u cook

woman: nah, i had a lot to do today

*man slaps right cheek*

woman: owww! I did a bunch of shopping, picked up the kids, took em to soccer and then I had to go with my mother to the dentist.

man: oh aight, it's all good. I was just wondering. Btw. arch ya back some more.

*woman arches her back*

man: aight, good looks

woman: What did you want for dinner?

man: not sure, maybe some grilled chicken...and umm...

woman: rice?

man: nah, ionno...fukk it, let's just order a pizza.

woman: Ok. Hey did you get my stuff from the cleaners?

*man turns woman over and positions himself on top*

man: yea i picked em up. Guess who I saw on my way there

woman: who?

man: that bytch nikka Ronny. He still owes me $200.

woman: wow, what a loser.

man: yea I know. Dude is pathetic, it's been 5 months now.

*couple continues fukking and talking for another 20 mins*



:stylin:

props, this is when you know you got a real muthafukka.

some of yall need to turn that tv off.:comeon:
 

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crying freeman/golgo 13 silent beating it up expressionless swag, all day.

only thing a girl can do is moan.

if she even talks i tell her to stfu,..fa real....

all that goofball female, from the twista interlude talk = goof lame wackness,...that won't be taking place.



art barr
 
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