SPIN: I Take a Shower After Every Sh!t

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I have a friend that does this...its like an obsession; he will wait to shyt to get home if he's out so he can shower afterwards...I've been known to do it every once in a while but its not required
 

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I got the sink right next to the pot, breh. I just wet the fukk outta some toilet paper and clean.

I might look into those wipes, tho :patrice:
 

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my eliminations are pristine...i wipe my ass and the paper is still white--:blessed:...
 

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Because your anus is STILL going to be surrounded by fecal matter. Would you have sex with a woman who shyt three hours before and didn't take a shower afterwards?

If you learned to wipe properly, then you won't have fecal matter around your anus; Clean yourself, and move on; To shower after every bowel movement is ridiculous
 

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I have a friend that does this...its like an obsession; he will wait to shyt to get home if he's out so he can shower afterwards...I've been known to do it every once in a while but its not required

I ALWAYS shyt at home. Or at least where I'm calling home for that night (telly, relative/friend's house, whatever).

But you know a lot of people don't know how to wipe properly in the first place. :scusthov:

Clorox Wipes>>>>>>>>>>>>

:rudy:
 

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I ALWAYS shyt at home. Or at least where I'm calling home for that night (telly, relative/friend's house, whatever).

But you know a lot of people don't know how to wipe properly in the first place. :scusthov:



:rudy:

I only shyt at home also. Using public bathrooms for that is grimy as fukk. Both most people do, so not taking a shower after shytting doesn't come as a surprise to me about people. :heh:
 

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After every shyt? :patrice:

Why dont you just use baby wipes. :yeshrug:

Cuz, I been wiping more efficiently than most since training underwear. Baby wipes may be a new phenomenon to the masses but that shyt is pretty primitive to me.

:whoa: No offense. I agree it is much cleaner than what most people do.
 
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