Spin: is DARTH VADER the only one in the empire who is actually GOOD at their job? 100% of his anger is justified

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and i'm not talking about the parental issues, i'm talking about being surrounded by fukkin empire idiots and rebels LYIN to him



:mjlol: never thought of this
He literally saw them motherfukkers leave with the plans

And followed them immediately

Just for them lying eyes of his DAUGHTER to bold faced lie to him


BYTCH I SEEN YOU :childplease:

revisiting this, lets expand the scope of why Vader's anger is justified

now lets think of him as ANAKIN SKYWALKER that we've known in the suit

first he's a Jedi fukking leader, proved that he's legit and one with the force, and lead the clone wars valiantly, he's a proven hero. Can i be a jedi master?

Nope.

Why?

Because we feel like you have feelings. :dahell:

alright,

fast forward, he gives in to the dark side since the jedi don't really got love for him like that. Lets skip to Andor. The Death star is being built, and there are rumors of an exploit. He tells Krennic SPECIFICALLY TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO EXPLOITS AND PROBLEMS WITH CONSTRUCTION. This motherfukker Krennic says that he is in a rush...tries to make a power play and says he deserves an audience

motherfukker DO YOUR JOB. He outlines problems so far...:childplease: he deflects to Tarkin.

Naturally, there clearly IS an exploit as vader predicted, because he's fukking good at his job. Alright. So, as long as the jedi don't KNOW there is an exploit, we're good.

See the quoted post :snoop:

Alright, as long as we can get the plans back, and they don't end up in the hands of the rebel base, we're good. So he boards the ship as the above post outlines, and they lie to his fukkin face. WORSE THOUGH...these idiots LET the plans get away

no life forms...bytch we're not LOOKING for life forms :dahell:, so Vader says to track that shyt just in case, and he's right AGAIN, because Darth Vader is the only one good as his fukkin job

Next time you see him, Vader debriefs the Empire admirals and whatnot with Tarkin

this motherfukking arrogant worm disrespects Vader's RELIGION in front of his direct reports. Yeah. That will get you CHOKED OUT. Imagine you were one of the LAST THREE CHRISTIANS in the GALAXY, and can damn near perform miracles YOURSELF...and your Assistant Vice President was like "all of that HE IS RISEN stuff won't help us meet 4th quarter projections, you follower of NOTHING :camby:" bytch you gon' die now and FEEL the power of the force MEET my LORD.

All while Tarkin talks down to him like his beloved Death Star isn't compromised...he tells them all DIRECTLY the force will take it down...because Vader is fukkin good at his job.

Next movie, this dude has had everyone in the fukkin empire fail him repeated. He's chillin' in the box and gets a knock at his door by someone who has failed repeatedly

YEAH, QUIT FAILING ME. LAST TIME IT COST US LIKE 700,000 TROOPS AND A 12 YEAR MISSION BUILDING THE DEATHSTAR. STEP UP.

Other evidence
  • Storm troopers, be it clones or whatever can't fukkin SHOOT.
  • manipulates Lando and gets the drop on the rebels at cloud city, brilliantly executed get back. Gives Solo to Boba Fett on a fukkin platter. Boba eventually fukks that up too
  • Is tasked to bring Luke to Sidious to turn him. He does that, flawlessly.

    He does a great job welcoming and complimenting Luke on his life's progress.

    SIDIOUS FAILS TO TURN LUKE SKYWALKER. That ain't on Vader.

I could continue but think this shyt thru...vader is surrounded by idiots and people lying to him...he's 1000% right to be mad all the time :russ: and that is ignoring that he is in constant torturous pain.
 
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even there, he set out to find luke and found a jedi temple and eventually Luke. He was just handling family business. And they pull up to kill him, also understandable btw by the rebels....where was the rest of the empire? building another fukkin death star that was gonna fail too :martin:
Ngl. Vader should have joined the rebellion based on the amount of shyt the Empire had him fix. In some of the comics it looked like Palpatine was constantly trying to set him up.
 
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