thesandman
Peace.
I've gotten a few HIV/AIDS and std's test in my day. A nikka can NEVER be too careful. I'll never forget my FIRST ONE though.
I had this chick give me some brain and for some reason a nikka pee hole was mad irritated a few days later. I freaked out of course...
I went to planned parenthood and didn't know what to expect. I didn't have ANY insurance so I had to pay out of pocket, only came to like 30 bucks or so...no big deal. I answered the doc's questions, she was very professional and it was over pretty fast. She had me lay down and inserted that long ass qtip swab thing in my dikk. Joint BURNED like crazy. Thank god it was over....or was it?
She told me not to worry so much, especially if I don't hear back from them right away cause that usually means I'm clean...(i thought that was weird...wouldn't you want to get people's results IMMEDIATELY and not make them sweat...dumb bytch..)
Anyway...I get a phone call like a week or so later...a nikka heart started beating on some Kane from menace to society sh1t when Harold wouldn't get out of the car. She immediately has a un easy voice..seriously...like NERVOUS..
"Um mister sandman....yeah so unfortunately (long pause) I first would like to apologize..."
Yeah that was her first words..
"We need you to come back in..."
OH SH!T I thought....
"We lost one of the swabs from your tests we need to re test you...no worries we won't charge you....You tested negative for... (insert random diseases) with the other swab we do have"
So I had to go back and WAIT AGAIN!? so I had to drive all the way back there and shyt...so I go back angry as hell. this chick had the nerve to be dressed like she about to go to the club. I'm dead serious. she was laughing and carrying on. She sees me and is like oh come back...so I go and she's like not trying to prepare me or nothing...."step onto the stool and drop your pants" I was confused, suddenly she like thrust the swab into my dikk and twisted it with the strength of ten men..."
I was furious I let out a huge OW!!! damn!!!
she looked up and was like...."ooooooops." and raised a eyebrow on some ol' "this b1tch ass nikka"
I shot back! "next time you guys mess up like that don't be so rough with a nikkas dikk!"
she apologized profusely..but damage was done...I got out of there as fast as I could before I would so something I would regret....
I had this chick give me some brain and for some reason a nikka pee hole was mad irritated a few days later. I freaked out of course...
I went to planned parenthood and didn't know what to expect. I didn't have ANY insurance so I had to pay out of pocket, only came to like 30 bucks or so...no big deal. I answered the doc's questions, she was very professional and it was over pretty fast. She had me lay down and inserted that long ass qtip swab thing in my dikk. Joint BURNED like crazy. Thank god it was over....or was it?
She told me not to worry so much, especially if I don't hear back from them right away cause that usually means I'm clean...(i thought that was weird...wouldn't you want to get people's results IMMEDIATELY and not make them sweat...dumb bytch..)
Anyway...I get a phone call like a week or so later...a nikka heart started beating on some Kane from menace to society sh1t when Harold wouldn't get out of the car. She immediately has a un easy voice..seriously...like NERVOUS..
"Um mister sandman....yeah so unfortunately (long pause) I first would like to apologize..."
Yeah that was her first words..
"We need you to come back in..."
OH SH!T I thought....
"We lost one of the swabs from your tests we need to re test you...no worries we won't charge you....You tested negative for... (insert random diseases) with the other swab we do have"
So I had to go back and WAIT AGAIN!? so I had to drive all the way back there and shyt...so I go back angry as hell. this chick had the nerve to be dressed like she about to go to the club. I'm dead serious. she was laughing and carrying on. She sees me and is like oh come back...so I go and she's like not trying to prepare me or nothing...."step onto the stool and drop your pants" I was confused, suddenly she like thrust the swab into my dikk and twisted it with the strength of ten men..."
I was furious I let out a huge OW!!! damn!!!
she looked up and was like...."ooooooops." and raised a eyebrow on some ol' "this b1tch ass nikka"
I shot back! "next time you guys mess up like that don't be so rough with a nikkas dikk!"
she apologized profusely..but damage was done...I got out of there as fast as I could before I would so something I would regret....
