Spin: The official Sopranos quotables thread

[mtg]

Saw the wire thread so thought it would be only a matter of time before this was done.

Tony: "Uncle June, how was Boca?"
Junior: "Wonderful. I don't go down enough."
Carmela: "That's not what I heard."

Ralphie:I hear Ginny Sack is having a 90-pound mole taken off her ass

Paulie - "You’re not gonna believe this. The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He was an interior decorator."

Christopher - "His house looked like shyt.

 

[Tres Leches]

Christopher: when he was talking about greasing the union who knew thats what he meant (talking about vito)



Sil: I love fn cheese in my feet I stick provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning

 

[jackswstd]

Paulie to AJ-Let's go Van Helsing

 

[the cac mamba]

im the mothafukkin fukkin one who calls the shots

 

[MidniteJay]

Paulie: Chrissie.... He's fukked up.

Christopher: Don't they have medicine they're supposed take, these a$$holes?

Paulie: I don't know! He'll say we hit him with a brick.

Christopher: Still going this a$$hole

*BANG*

Christopher: That's my money, Paulie!

 

[Propaganda]

:57 and on

"that way she can grow up to be a cock-sucking slob just like her mother"

 

[The G.O.D II]

Christopher: when he was talking about greasing the union who knew thats what he meant (talking about vito)



Sil: I love fn cheese in my feet I stick provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning

The ether Silvo gave to that kid from a Bronx Tale was

Phil to Vito's son: You look like a puerto rican whore

Dr. Melfi: So who's your friend? p*ssy?
Tony: I'm confused.
Dr. Melfi: Is p*ssy your friend?
Tony: Yeah.
Dr. Melfi: But that's the friend who was almost carried off by the ducks, right?
Tony: When you say p*ssy do you mean my friend p*ssy or do you mean p*ssy?
Dr. Melfi: Whatever seems to be dominating your thoughts.
Tony: I got p*ssy on the brain. I always do

Chris: So if you love me stir my eggs.

Bobby: To the victor belongs the spoils.
Tony:Why don't you get the fukk out of here before I shove your quotation book up your fat fukking ass

 

[Anbesa]

Phil: Its an honor to be joined by men......and not fakkit ass corn-holin' cocksuckers like married my cousin. He should fukking die.

 

[Skip b]

Christopher: when he was talking about greasing the union who knew thats what he meant (talking about vito)



Sil: I love fn cheese in my feet I stick provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning

 

[PIFF101]

Anthony: So what no fukking ziti now?

Tony & Carmela: Heyyyyy!!
Catholic Priest: Woah! (Taps Anthony's ass with a book)

 

[Food Mane]

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