I was in a liquor store getting a case of Heineken and these two cacs walked in behind me. They both look like they was dope fiends and the typical white trash you see roaming the hoods buying drugs. The dude was morbidly obese and was looking to buy Bud Ice. He reached in the cooler and pulled out 4 cans. The woman followed me to the back by the freezer but didn't get nothing but was just standing around where I was and spoke to me. She said it always cold back here and a good place to cool off. She looked at my feet and said she wears socks with her sandals and that I should wear socks. She showed me her dingy socks. I thought how the fukk do you get all green socks dingy. I went home and got socks to put on to wear with my sandals
