Spin thread: Why don't wild animals attack black people

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black people are from a continent filled with some of the most dangerous animals on earth, yet you rarely hear about black people getting mauled by lions, trampled by elephants, tossed up by hippos, etc. Yet cacs stay getting put in the dirt by these animals. Do these animals pick up on their demonic energy?
 

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black people are from a continent filled with some of the most dangerous animals on earth, yet you rarely hear about black people getting mauled by lions, trampled by elephants, tossed up by hippos, etc. Yet cacs stay getting put in the dirt by these animals. Do these animals pick up on their demonic energy?

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Because we are not in the woods
OP is a dumbass :unimpressed:

And let me say this before some virtue signaling Coli c00n comes in here saying “I be hiking and shyt, it’s 2021 black people are in the woods now, you’re racist :skip:

We don’t give a fukk :unimpressed:
 

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Somebody made this exact thread and said the same shyt as op.
 

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Wild dogs stay fukking black people up in america and in Africa..

This some god damn peak coli logic shyt. This is as dumb as saying black people don't get covid. I remember you fukking idiots saying this shyt for a whole fukking week. Now y'all wanna act like you're not borderline retarded
 

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The only way to test this is to go up to some wild animals and post the results.
i think thats the point tho.

black people don't go up to wild animals, whereas white people will habitually line step wild animals on some
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and then when Bob gets a limb snatched and gator rolled into a lake "omg we don't know what happened hes been doing this for 14 yrs" :mjlol:
 

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The non serious answer is because cacs are retarded and we are not

The semi serious answer is because cacs have a unique odd mix of high courage and low awareness, which is the perfect criteria to get attacked by animals

The serious answer is black people get attacked by wild animals too, and this thread is preposterous
 

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OP is a dumbass :unimpressed:

And let me say this before some virtue signaling Coli c00n comes in here saying “I be hiking and shyt, it’s 2021 black people are in the woods now, you’re racist :skip:

We don’t give a fukk :unimpressed:

if you got off of that yee yee ass unemployment you might have some bytches on your dikk.
 

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We respect nature and other things as cruel and unforgiving as part of our superstition

They don’t have respect for anything, see nature as an obstacle and every time they mess with it and try to dominate it, we all lose with them when it backfires

We get killed by proximity, not be negligence
 

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Brooklyn keeps on taking it.
I’m pretty sure a lot of Africans get killed by animals. I know a lot of Indians do too.


And if they don’t it’s probably because they don’t live close to them. No wild animal is giving your black ass a pass op


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go fukk with a Wild hippo if you want

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