beezy
Old Member

and if theres already a thread for this

While driving, I will fart. I first open the rear window. Then, I will open the front window. If I open the front window first, it will cause the air currents to swirl the fart gases back to me. If I open the back windows first, the air currents will draw the fart gases to the back of the vehicle. Then, opening the front windows will increase the interior air pressure. Since the air current in the rear are already swirling, the new air pressure pushes it out the back window. But sometimes, the negative air pressure doesn't catch up fast enough and the fart gases will get caught in a pseudo eddy in the driver's area and I will smell my fart.
*bites finger nails, picks teeth with them.*
i know im not the only one that does weird sh!t nobody knows. cmon brehs, stop tryna look cool online and spill them guts in here..
and if theres already a thread for this
IDGAF FCK YO THREAD NYGGA![]()
i never sit down when i take a shyt. i just use my arms to hold on to the seat so im suspended in air then do the business. dont want my ass touching where everyone else ass been.
but you will put your hands where everyone elses ass has been![]()
i never sit down when i take a shyt. i just use my arms to hold on to the seat so im suspended in air then do the business. dont want my ass touching where everyone else ass been.