SPIN: When Was The Last Time You Swag Surfed?

[bogey_j]

spin from my 'swagless moments' thread

swag surfing

When your swag reaches new levels and generates enough energy to create its own momentum, and your body literally starts to move and function solely from swag.

The average white male's swag needs to be on at least 100 million to swag surf. Black guys can usually swag surf simply by wearing ice or buying new rims for their impala.
When I showed up to the spot last night my swag was on 100 million. nikkas was givin me daps, bytches givin hugs, and next thing I new I was swag surfing!

Urban Dictionary: swag surfing

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was drunk at the club last friday and felt like I was floating on air you know that point you reach when all inhibitions are out the window and you just don't give a fukk? that was me wasn't even dancing with anybody in particular, didn't need to, I was too swagged out. after a lil two-step I hit em with the

now maybe I was just drunk but the reactions around me were like

looked back like

 

[Jesus]

Talked to two average looking bytches in the club...shrugged it off and then got at this 8, danced with her and gave the other bytches the face.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

last friday on las vegas blvd. i was so gone off my own hype that i was talking to every chick and looking for the perfect tit to the tune of the afrika bambaata joint.

 

[BruhMayne]

This basically happens anytime I get a fresh cut, or if I get a new fit, or Im on some brown liquor, or Im on the hunt with my wolves

I only need for one of these to occur for me to get on that level but this past weekend I merged them all together. Hit the barbershop, went to the mall, bought some henny, and then stepped out with my potnas 2 nights in a row. The synergy of my swag was on some The Planeteers putting their rings together to form Captain Planet type shyt.

Met 7 chicks from Fri-Sun and only loss with one. My beer goggles even worked in reverse. Thought I pulled this girl who was about a 7 but when I sobered up she was actually a 8.793 .


Even had some weekend momentum spill over into monday, pulled this mixed girl in my morning class who I had been eying whole semester. Yea maybe she gave me the number outta obligation since she knows she gotta see me often, but fukk it though my cut was still fresh I felt like MJ i couldnt miss

 

[bogey_j]

This basically happens anytime I get a fresh cut, or if I get a new fit, or Im on some brown liquor, or Im on the hunt with my wolves

I only need for one of these to occur for me to get on that level but this past weekend I merged them all together. Hit the barbershop, went to the mall, bought some henny, and then stepped out with my potnas 2 nights in a row. The synergy of my swag was on some The Planeteers putting their rings together to form Captain Planet type shyt.

Met 7 chicks from Fri-Sun and only loss with one. My beer goggles even worked in reverse. Thought I pulled this girl who was about a 7 but when I sobered up she was actually a 8.793 .


Even had some weekend momentum spill over into monday, pulled this mixed girl in my morning class who I had been eying whole semester. Yea maybe she gave me the number outta obligation since she knows she gotta see me often, but fukk it though my cut was still fresh I felt like MJ i couldnt miss

 

[BedRoomI'z]

 

[bigmac]

Last night.

 

[Soundwave]

The next time will be my first time

 

[ThiefyPoo]

When I benched more than my supervisor

nikka said I don't even be lifting like that


That was epic


Plus I'm a fresh nikka I don't count every time I get dressed and walk out the house

Always get that what are those where u get em?

 

[Illuminatos]

[ame=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uMn8cqd_2Qs]Lil Wayne - Swag Surfin [NO CEILINGS] - YouTube[/ame]

First thing that came to my mind.

 

[Banned Account12]

Last night.

is it me or is one of his arms shorter than the other ?

 

[bogey_j]