SPIN:Your Favorite team offers you 5k per tackle while playing safety

[LurkMoar]

Heres the first 5 backs your playing on your schedule

leveon bell
Brandon Jacobs ( unretired and given HGH shots)
Ezekiel Elliot
Adrian Peterson (Well rested and Angry )
Shady Mccoy




You get no salary but you get 5k per tackle you make, does not have to be a rgeat tackle but you just need to bring them down.




easy money right?

 

[LurkMoar]

Your Teammates are notoriously poor tacklers as well

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

How much they paying per "truck"?

 

[wire28]

i was trash in high school at saftey i'll never forget a lb on our team told me to watch the deep pass and got burned on the next play i'll never live that down . i was good at blocking kicks tho

all a young wire wanted was a shot to return kicks and shine like Dante Hall

 

[RubioTheCruel]

That's a hard day's work breh :mjjets:

 

[LurkMoar]

i was trash in high school at saftey i'll never forget a lb on our team told me to watch the deep pass and got burned on the next play i'll never live that down . i was good at blocking kicks tho

all a young wire wanted was a shot to return kicks and shine like Dante Hall

He must have looked you right in the eye after that play with a look of absolute disgust

 

[LurkMoar]

That's a hard day's work breh :mjjets:

ill let AD trip over my body 10 times for 50k a game

 

[Pill Gates]

I'll make 50 k a game . I'm confident I can bring down all 5 of those guys in a 1 on 1 situation

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

i was trash in high school at saftey i'll never forget a lb on our team told me to watch the deep pass and got burned on the next play i'll never live that down . i was good at blocking kicks tho

all a young wire wanted was a shot to return kicks and shine like Dante Hall

Lb: Yo, we got everything covered below, just don't get beat deep.
wire16: I got you breh

*ball is snapped, WR runs a deep post inside, ball is thrown*

wire16:
LB:
Rest of both benches and the stands:

 

[LurkMoar]

I'll make 50 k a game . I'm confident I can bring down all 5 of those guys in a 1 on 1 situation

Brandon Jacobs is 6-4 260


Every other back except shady is over 230+ peterson is a mutant



shady is literally impossible to tackle 1 on1 with NFL talent, imagine regular people trying to do this

 

[beanz]

i would be in alot of pain but i would leave it all on the field to try and make 20 tackles in those first 5 games. maybe even 25.

 

[LurkMoar]

i would be in alot of pain but i would leave it all on the field to try and make 20 tackles in those first 5 games. maybe even 25.

i would go ham in the one season i played and rack up like 150 tackles then retire


if im not a vegetable by then

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

RIP to Brandon Jacobs Knees, only way to tackle that dude.

As for the elusive ones you listed. I'm probably gonna just get embarrassed wiffing at air.

 

[JLR Steez]

Gronk running down the seam












Nah I'm good

 

[904]

fukk that