SPIN: You’re Shrunk To The Size Of A Fire Hydrant With 1 Night To Kill Your Cat, Do You Survive?

[KyokushinKarateMan]

Because there’s absolutely no chance of survival at the size of a PS4 controller

Via @CarbonBraddock -
A genie appears and shrinks you to a very small size. He takes your whole family hostage and locks you in your home. The only other living thing in there is your housecat, who, being a cat, never had any feelings for you to begin with, and will now only see you as prey. The genie says you have 12 hours to kill the cat, who also will be actively hunting you the entire time. If the cat is not dead at the end of that time, you will watch your whole family be thrown into a wood-chipping machine, and no, they will not survive. You also cannot call for outside help. How do you come out on top?


**Keep in mind, you’re not about to be some brolic midget who is the height of a fire hydrant and has grown midget strength, no sir.

You will be shrank proportionately, like this:

Discuss.

 

[old pig]

y’all nikkas mayne

I terrorized my great grandmother’s cat when I was like 2...so I think I’d be able to kill it barehanded

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

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:Dogglass:

 

[Food Mane]

I still don't think so. Cats are more or less built to kill.

 

[Neuromancer]

Why the fukk would the genie do this. Yes. I could btw.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Once I start systematically plucking it's whiskers, rendering the poor silly thing directionless, I'm puncturing an eyeball and slithering in the bloody socket to severe it's brain before it tries to eat me.

I think my general disdain for these things will drive me a victory, even if it's pyrrhic one.

 

[old pig]

Once I start systematically plucking it's whiskers, rendering the poor silly thing directionless, I'm puncturing an eyeball and slithering in the bloody socket to severe it's brain before it tries to eat me.

I think my general disdain for these things will drive me a victory, even if it's pyrrhic one.

you’re the size of a fire hydrant...show mercy breh

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

I’d wash that cat foh

 

[dontreadthis]

imagine a man that size, he’d be weak af .

 

[The Guru]

A short man's punch. The overhand right in between the beast's whiskers. While it's stunned finish it off with an izuna drop.

I rep #catset but i had to do what i had to do.

 

[OaklandCertified]

I've seen cats get washed by babies.

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