Never. I get what I want.
Spinoff: Ladies, Tell Us Stories of Men Being Oblivious to Your Advances
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FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
Can't think of any; I'm not really a flirter. All the hair twirling/flipping, bending over, etc. isn't me. Even with my now husband, after spending time with him, I basically just told him "I likes ya, and I wants ya", and that was pretty much it.
Drop hints so light that you can never get pinned down on them brehettes. 
@Tunez
Denim & Supply. I tried my best. I don't think I put together anything spectacular. I mean, the outfit will look good but it's not gonna get you a ton of attention.
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=28712976
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=30839296
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=32277736
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=23745896
This shirt would also work with that oufit...it might even work better.
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=42950176
Or this shirt...
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=35345256
I'm not sure how much I like the jacket with this outfit (though I like the jacket by itself), but the rest works and is sort of interesting. This is like a 7/10 outfit for me. This is a Wednesday outfit when you're trying to keep things low-key.
Other things on the site that I liked:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=42949856
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=42949756
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=41241626
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=34736316
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=42950376&ab=crosssell_1_45637226_42950376 ...the purple version
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=34736576 ...some crisp navy blue jeans would work well with this shirt.
Man, I wanted to do better than this...now nikkas gonna think I was lying about being stylish haha.
Denim & Supply. I tried my best. I don't think I put together anything spectacular. I mean, the outfit will look good but it's not gonna get you a ton of attention.
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=28712976
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=30839296
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=32277736
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=23745896
This shirt would also work with that oufit...it might even work better.
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=42950176
Or this shirt...
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=35345256
I'm not sure how much I like the jacket with this outfit (though I like the jacket by itself), but the rest works and is sort of interesting. This is like a 7/10 outfit for me. This is a Wednesday outfit when you're trying to keep things low-key.
Other things on the site that I liked:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=42949856
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=42949756
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=41241626
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=34736316
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=42950376&ab=crosssell_1_45637226_42950376 ...the purple version
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=34736576 ...some crisp navy blue jeans would work well with this shirt.
Man, I wanted to do better than this...now nikkas gonna think I was lying about being stylish haha.
Aight, so let's take one of my friends. First a little background. She has a boyfriend that she has been with on and off for 4 years. They break up all the time and get back together like a week or two later. She also talks about dude in every convo that her and I have. Anyway...Stories breh
So about 6 months ago when her and the bf were on a break, she's at my crib, crying and shyt (
) so I console her and shyt. She thanks me for being there and goes home. A few days later she texts me about an art project she wants to do and she wants me to pose naked for her (she's a photographer), and I'm like "I'll think about it" when in my head I'm thinking a combination of 
and 
.So I agree to take part. Then I think about it for a couple days and then decide NOT to do the photoshoot, cuz her and the bf are gonna get back together eventually and I don't wanna introduce any drama into my life. So anyway, one day again, she calls me distraught, says she can't be alone and basically invites herself to my crib. She comes over, we get high, and we're on the couch chillin, youtubing funny videos and next thing you know this chick is cuddling with me.
Then she starts giving me googly eyes.
Then she starts staring me in my face basically begging me to kiss her with her eyes. And I'm thinking, "man, she got a bf and she's vulnerable and she's my homegirl...I can't go through with this."
So I do what any man would do and I start making out with the chick.
And sucking on her titties.
Demonic...I know, I know.
...however, I don't make any real move on the chick, because honestly, all I really wanted to do was play with some titties and rub on some ass (I was getting p*ssy from other avenues). I didn't wanna do anything overtly sexual with this chick cuz I knew she was gonna eventually get back with her boyfriend. So after like an hour, she leaves cuz she has to catch the train home. She comes back over like two days later and the same thing happens--kissing, titty sucking, ass grabbing, and AGAIN I don't make a move cuz what we were doing could blow up in our faces, if we had sex it WOULD get messy and I'm enjoying a drama-free life. Again, she leaves the crib.
Like a week later, we're chilling and she starts getting passive aggressive in a joking way (she's naturally got a sarcastic sense of humour), talking bout I'm scared of women, I'm indecisive, I'm not a risk-taker, that I don't "get" her, etc. etc. And the whole time I'm letting her go on her little passive aggressive rant (in my head I'm like
) because I know she's really just wondering why I didn't even ATTEMPT to fukk her. She even offered to send me titty pics and I declined by saying I've seen enough titties in my life, I know what they look like and she was like "you really don't know how to talk to women do you?" and I was like "nobody said I was a gentlemen." She continued to make passes at me after that.She got back with the boyfriend two weeks later.
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
Just because a woman bends over, asks the time or walks your direction does NOT give you the right to assume she wants you (Unless you're a white male).
Approaching her is harassment!!!
Those are things they do as signs breh
Trust me, I didn't wanna post it either. I even acknowledged that in the post. I didn't have a lot to work with.
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
So basically wear Macy's clothes
i know i've missed some things, i feel like a fukkin retarded. all those wasted chances have a nikka feeling some type of way 
Haha, I wasn't really feeling the website truth be told and I was trying to be different with shyt.
Let's just say it wouldn't be my first choice.
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
Haha, I wasn't really feeling the website truth be told and I was trying to be different with shyt.
Let's just say it wouldn't be my first choice.
So you suggested me to wear some clothes you wouldn't wear. :stopit:
That was the whole point of me asking you what u had on
Ain't nobody say I ain't trust you.
But I wanna step my clothes game up and I'm curious to what outfit made women react that way.
*and don't try to tell me "just wear ____" I wanna see the outfit not words*
You ain't eat yet but you on the coli?
Put thecoli before your dinner brehs
Yo just go to the GQ thread in the showroom. Im about to drop a fashion bomb on that shyt