Spitting game at the grocery store [Coli brehs HALP]

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I'm man enough to admit I need to some help with this one.

I'm not afraid to cold approach women in almost any other setting, but this one setting I need some pointers. A breh just be feeling invasive like i'm bothering this chick while she trying to cop food for her kids or on her lunch break copping a salad.

I can do parking lot pimping as we walk out but that requires leaving at the same time as her, or you will literally be waiting outside on some weirdo shyt.

A breh needs an opening for INSIDE the grocery store while we are shopping. I went to the grocery store down the street around 9:40pm to pick up some munchies real quick and saw this :leon: pawg. Not crazy bad or anything but had a nice lil bubble on her. Couldn't think of an opening so I didn't say shyt, just copped my shyt and left. Not goin to walk up to some broad at 10pm in a parking lot on some "lemme holla at ya" and scare the shyt out of her.



gimme some one liners to break the ice brehs. Can I just be on some "what aisle can I find the chicken soup?" :troll: and just go from there?
 

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I'm man enough to admit I need to some help with this one.

I'm not afraid to cold approach women in almost any other setting, but this one setting I need some pointers. A breh just be feeling invasive like i'm bothering this chick while she trying to cop food for her kids or on her lunch break copping a salad.

I can do parking lot pimping as we walk out but that requires leaving at the same time as her, or you will literally be waiting outside on some weirdo shyt.

A breh needs an opening for INSIDE the grocery store while we are shopping. I went to the grocery store down the street around 9:40pm to pick up some munchies real quick and saw this :leon: pawg. Not crazy bad or anything but had a nice lil bubble on her. Couldn't think of an opening so I didn't say shyt, just copped my shyt and left. Not goin to walk up to some broad at 10pm in a parking lot on some "lemme holla at ya" and scare the shyt out of her.



gimme some one liners to break the ice brehs. Can I just be on some "what aisle can I find the chicken soup?" :troll: and just go from there?
dont overthink it. just approach it like anywhere else and try to be observant
 

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