Spooked By Trade Wars, Trump Officials Hoard Supplies: "It Would Be Stupid Not To!"

[Samori Toure]

The inevitable implosion of the American economy under Agent Urnge has finally arrived.

Spooked by Trade Wars, Trump Officials Hoard Supplies: 'It Would Be Stupid Not To!'

Donald Trump’s aides and administration officials are hoarding toilet paper, food, and household supplies before his tariffs cause prices to spike.

www.rollingstone.com

 

[boogers]

stockpiling toilet paper eh? @CouldntBeMeTho

ive been bragging about my bidet on here for years. yeah you still wipe... but you only wipe once.

shyt is magical.

so dont delay, try that magic spray
and join us in #jetset today
get a warm water model so you dont freeze
blast off that crust without harming trees

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Tasso C. (@tasso_christopoulos) on Threads

BREAKING: Top Chinese officials say Trump has been calling them a dozen times every day to beg for a trade deal, and they put him on hold while playing audio of Obama speeches until he hangs up.

www.threads.com

China pulled the penga out

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Tasso C. (@tasso_christopoulos) on Threads

BREAKING: Top Chinese officials say Trump has been calling them a dozen times every day to beg for a trade deal, and they put him on hold while playing audio of Obama speeches until he hangs up.

www.threads.com

China pulled the penga out

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

stockpiling toilet paper eh? @CouldntBeMeTho

ive been bragging about my bidet on here for years. yeah you still wipe... but you only wipe once.

shyt is magical.

so dont delay, try that magic spray
and join us in #jetset today
get a warm water model so you dont freeze
blast off that crust without harming trees

does it have a massage/vibrate seat function?

 

[Geek Nasty]

Tasso C. (@tasso_christopoulos) on Threads

BREAKING: Top Chinese officials say Trump has been calling them a dozen times every day to beg for a trade deal, and they put him on hold while playing audio of Obama speeches until he hangs up.

www.threads.com

China pulled the penga out

I don’t care if this is true this is goat level trolling