Stacey King being a humble color commentator appreciation

[Buckeye Fever]

 

[theoretic]

 

[aceboon]

I'm dying

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Humble?

 

[gho3st]

• "Too big, too strong, too fast, too good" (in reference to Derrick Rose's play)
• "Give me the hot sauce Kyle!" (when former Bull Kyle Korver hit a three-pointer)
• "Reservations for 3, Mr. Korver, your table is ready" (when former Bull Kyle Korver hit a three-pointer)
• "Asik and Destroy", "The Turkish Hammer", and "The SuperBull from Istanbul" (for former Bull Ömer Aşık)
• "He's giving out tickets to the Booze Cruise" (when Carlos Boozer hits a mid-range jumper)
• "He just blew by him like he had an I-Pass"
• "He took the elevator all the way to the top floor" (in reference to dunks)
• "I wanna go higher!"
• "Who is that masked man?" (Rip Hamilton)
• "Big Sexy" (Kurt Thomas, no longer with the Bulls)
• "Chicago's Finest Brew" (former Bull Ronnie Brewer)
• "Elementary my dear Watson" (former Bull C.J. Watson)
• "I didn't come for the massage, Funk, I came for the facial." (in reference to dunks)
• "Here's Johnny!" (former Bull John Lucas III)
• "Lieutenant Deng", "That's Dengerous" "Luol Deng(erous)" (Luol Deng)
• "Does anybody know how to post videos to Facebook!" (when a player dunks the ball)
• "Hard hat, lunch pail, always punching the clock" (Taj Gibson)
• "Secretary of Defense!" (Taj Gibson)
• "The Man, the Myth, the Legend" (Brian Scalabrine; King also referred to him as "The White Mamba"[8])
• "Who did it? The Butler did it!" (Jimmy Butler)
• "Jimmy Buckets!" (Jimmy Butler)
• "Drive home safely Chicago. Beep Beep!" (Used at the end of a Bulls victory.)
• "Heart, Hustle and Muscle" (Referring to any offensive rebound and putback, especially by Joakim Noah)
• "That's big-boy basketball right there" (referring to strong play by a Bulls player)
• "This is a man's game--no boys allowed!"
• "He just put him in the spin cycle" (referring to a spin move by a Bulls player)
• "Welcome to the block party" (Whenever a Bulls player blocks another player)
• "Let me step back and kiss myself"
• "He was late getting over but early for a poster" (when a Bulls opponent gets dunked on)
• "Million-dollar move, ten-cent shot"
• "Mouse in the house"(when an obvious mismatch is exploited by a Bulls player against an opponent)
• "I like my meatballs spicy!" (Marco Belinelli)
• "Can I have some butter with that roll?" (when a Bulls player performs a finger roll)
• "He gave him the Hinrich Maneuver!" (Kirk Hinrich)
• "Jimmy G. Buckets...the G stands for GETS." (Jimmy Butler)

 

[jadillac]

that's my Oklahoma Sooner

 

[kevthesureshot]

he said "Tony Toni Tone" after Tony snell hit a shot. might be his nickname now

 

[superunknown23]

"I hope there's a jumpshot in there."
- MJ to Stacey King who was walking into the locker room with a box

"You ever hear of a guy, six-eleven maybe and two hundred sixty pounds, a guy big and fat like that and he can't get but two rebounds, if that many, running all over the damn court and he gets two rebounds? Big guy like that and he gets one rebound. Can't even stick his ass into people and get more than that...Big, fat, fat guy. One rebound in three games. Power forward. Maybe they should call it powerless forward."
- MJ ripping Stacey King a new one

 

[PortCityProphet]

"I hope there's a jumpshot in there."
- MJ to Stacey King who was walking into the locker room with a box

"You ever hear of a guy, six-eleven maybe and two hundred sixty pounds, a guy big and fat like that and he can't get but two rebounds, if that many, running all over the damn court and he gets two rebounds? Big guy like that and he gets one rebound. Can't even stick his a## into people and get more than that...Big, fat, fat guy. One rebound in three games. Power forward. Maybe they should call it powerless forward."
- MJ ripping Stacey King a new one

this nikka MJ was ruthless

 

[god shamgod]

When marco hit that 3 vs the jazz last year to win the game he was yellin "I like my meatballs spicy!!!" that shyt had me rollin

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

"I hope there's a jumpshot in there."
- MJ to Stacey King who was walking into the locker room with a box

"You ever hear of a guy, six-eleven maybe and two hundred sixty pounds, a guy big and fat like that and he can't get but two rebounds, if that many, running all over the damn court and he gets two rebounds? Big guy like that and he gets one rebound. Can't even stick his ass into people and get more than that...Big, fat, fat guy. One rebound in three games. Power forward. Maybe they should call it powerless forward."
- MJ ripping Stacey King a new one

Ive read all the infamous MJ quotes 100 times and they still never fail to crack me up

 

[The War Report]

"I hope there's a jumpshot in there."
- MJ to Stacey King who was walking into the locker room with a box

"You ever hear of a guy, six-eleven maybe and two hundred sixty pounds, a guy big and fat like that and he can't get but two rebounds, if that many, running all over the damn court and he gets two rebounds? Big guy like that and he gets one rebound. Can't even stick his ass into people and get more than that...Big, fat, fat guy. One rebound in three games. Power forward. Maybe they should call it powerless forward."
- MJ ripping Stacey King a new one

 

[wild100sboy]

Mj wouldn't have said that about will Perdue

 

[superunknown23]

Mj wouldn't have said that about will Perdue

“Will Vanderbilt. He doesn't deserve to be named after a Big Ten school.”
- MJ on Will Perdue

"He can't do anything with the ball. Don't give it to him."
- MJ yelling at Paxson who passed the ball to Perdue