ChrisDorner
Banned
When you first heard about the coli.. You signed up like
looks like a nice siteOr maybe you migrated from the hamster or whatever.. Either way it's the beginning stage.
Laugh at a couple jokes, not understanding the point of daps, etc.
Not frequent use at this point. Maybe once a week, when bored of your regular sites
You start posting a little more often, maybe you finally get around to adding an avatar & location info..
Coli becomes a fairly regularly visited site. A main source for news & info
Coli slowly starts taking over your life.. First website you click on once you get onto your computer. You feel a need to sneak it at school or during work.. The word "breh" becomes part of your actual vocabulary. You are known on the site & have a high amount of posts. You haven't had a day without using the site in a while.
You no longer browse other sites unless absolutely necessary. Other websites pale in comparison. You go from a thousand posts to THOUSANDS, you're a recognized poster.. Have "friends" & "enemies" on the site.. You pretty much are now living a second life on the coli. The coli is part of you.
You're now a complete addict. Locker room no longer satisfies your female picture needs, you become a regular in JBO.. Commenting on butt hole pictures & how they make you salivate
You get caught looking at big titty piff at work & get fired.. You punch your boss & yell out "Hard on Hoes 2013"
Her husband beats your ass & all you respond with is "get married brehs"
You go to the locker room & lie about how you beat your bosses husbands ass
You realize you've lost your job & haven't gotten laid in months. You'd rather fap than go outside. You're getting
. You decide to cut down posting, maybe completely, while you get your life together. 
You haven't been on the coli for weeks. No tommy sotomayor videos.. No "cacs gonna cac".. You're finally becoming racially sensitive again. It feels good. Really good, until you
OH MY GOD LIU KANG DROPPED A NEW VIDEO
and I said I just started 
