#StBrickolasChronicles: Details on Santa Claus Busted for Selling Coke in The Florida Keys

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Well it looks like someone has been naughty and this time it’s Santa Claus himself. Fidel Gonzalez Gutierrez was arrested for ten felony counts related to cocaine, and his mugshot is a splitting image of Santa Claus.

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The 58-year-old Florida Keys man, who looks a lot like Santa Claus in his mug shot, was arrested Tuesday on ten felony counts related to cocaine. Six of those counts allege he was selling cocaine within 1000 feet of a church or school.

Monroe County Sheriff’s Office told ABC 10 that Gutierrez, a fisherman, was caught selling drugs to an undercover detective six different times between February and March.

Gutierrez was being held without bond Thursday in the Monroe County Jail.

Now we know what Santa Claus does in the off-season. How else do you fund a workshop that produces toys for every boy and girl on the planet?
 
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