Stereotypes makes talking dirty in bed way easier

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Real spit...

If i'm fukking a black chick the convo usually go in the lines of...

"you like that dikk, huh?"
-yeah!

"that dikk big ain't it?"
-hell yeah, beat it up!

Then it becomes an awkward silence.

But when i'm fukking a white chick, i be getting stereotypical on her ass like...

"you like shyt,white girl??"
-yeah,my daddy will kill me if he finds out i'm fukking a black guy!

"oh yeah?? This ain't no panera bread employed small white boy dikk! That's that west coast south central flea market dikk right there!"
-south central, huh? So do all you guys have big cocks?

"well..lets just say that you wouldn't wanna be caught walking in my hood at night"

Then the next thing you know is we're having an erotic conversation about the advancements black people have made over the years.

 

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have SNL/mad tv/cuck skits while having sex brehs/brehettes :mjlol:

gives excuses for c00n behavior brehs/brehettes :mjlol:
 
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I know this thread is jokes but it's the truth! I find sex so boring now a days with women who don't talk shyt in bed.
 
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