Stereotypes That Rasslin' Taught Me

[Rollie Forbes]

Spinoff from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/peacock-editing-out-racist-material-from-wwe-archives.839940/

Since it looks like Peacock is editing a huge chunk of the WWE library, I thought we could all share some common wrestling knowledge that could one day removed from the history books.

,just in case.


STEREOTYPES I LEARNED FROM RASSLIN'

• Samoans and Black people have heads made of granite.
• All Asian people know karate.
• Most Japanese people spit poison most.
• All gay people are evil & flaming.
• All white guys from Texas are cowboys.
• All Black people come from Harlem or the deep south.
• Africans are always savages, tricksters, or spear chuckers.
• Mexicans are always high-flyers.
• Foreigners are always evil, and almost never speak English.
• Black managers are always jive-talking, nickel-slick, con men.
• All Canadians trained in Stu Hart's dungeon.

Feel free to add on.

 

[Peter Parker]

Anyone from Russia is

 

[avon barksdale]

Every black person is a dancer

All Mexicans can fly

All white men from texas is a star and good American that can kick your ass

 

[TOAD99]

All foreigners are evil

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

@Rollie Forbes took all the good ones. But here's a few:

• If you come out wearing boxer brief wrestling shorts, then I know you're about to lose the next match.
• If I never heard of or seen a semi-popular Indy wrestler, then I know he is about to have a 19 minutes 45 seconds match with Cody Rhodes on Dynamite at some point.
• If I see two wrestlers in a ring and one of them points at the Wrestlemania sign, then I know that match has officially been booked without any authority figure signing off.
• If Triple H takes a picture pointing at you holding some NXT title, then Cokeboy will have you jobbing on arrival at RAW or Smackdown.
• Everyone who has ever wrestled in the state of Tennessee has feuded with Jerry Lawler.
• Samoans cannot speak English unless they are second or third generation.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

-Service workers of any kind train to be wrestlers as a side hustle
-All Irish people have roots to Celtic warriors
-Anyone from California has Hollywood aspirations.
-All musicians use their primary instrument of choice as weapons
-All musicians take time writing songs about how much they hate the city they're in
-A good lawyer will settle things in the ring, not court

 

[supertrekker]

Spinoff from this thread: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/peacock-editing-out-racist-material-from-wwe-archives.839940/

Since it looks like Peacock is editing a huge chunk of the WWE library, I thought we could all share some common wrestling knowledge that could one day removed from the history books.

,just in case.


STEREOTYPES I LEARNED FROM RASSLIN'

• Samoans and Black people have heads made of granite.
• All Asian people know karate.
• Most Japanese people spit poison most.
• All gay people are evil & flaming.
• All white guys from Texas are cowboys.
• All Black people come from Harlem or the deep south.
• Africans are always savages, tricksters, or spear chuckers.
• Mexicans are always high-flyers.
• Foreigners are always evil, and almost never speak English.
• Black managers are always jive-talking, nickel-slick, con men.
• All Canadians trained in Stu Hart's dungeon.

Feel free to add on.

All bald cacs grow beards.
Face paint is sign that you are tough and no sell ever move.