Willie = swaggy uncle that drives a Coupe De Ville with the fabric seats, smokes menthols and drinks only the finest yak. Used to pimp a little bit on the side in the 70's and somehow still pulls fine azz women. All of this and he's married to your Aunt........
Eunice = the wife of Willie. She goes to church for Bible study, choir reharsal, Sunday service and that evening service when the Mississippi Mass Choir comes into town. She makes the best sweet potato pie and collard greens but her dressing ain't as good as your mom's. She has a wild side, which is why she's married to your Uncle Willie, but she'd strangle anyone that brought up the details of her fast-assed youth. Always carries a fan, mints, Starburst and those nasty caramel hard candies in her purse to keep you quiet during the sermon of Rev..........
Dr. Earl Hezekiah Williams III = southern Baptist minister that pledged either Omega Psi Phi or Alpha Phi Alpha at a prominent HBCU back in the 50's or 60's. Has that deep/raspy velvet voice that no one born after 1980 seems to have anymore. Not a "bad" kid but definitely not a saint either. Good athlete, he played some football and maybe ran track in college. Got a good job straight out of school but wanted more from his life. Ended up getting a Master's and later a PhD in theology and began his own ministry. After slaying all kinds of booty in college and early adulthood, he meets............
Mrs. Yvonne Lavonia Williams = basically the same as Eunice but makes better dressing. If there's no evening service on Sunday, Mrs. Williams and her sorors + husband can be found at Luby's/Furrs after the morning sermon. While taking a sip of sweet tea she notices...............
Justyn = a chubby little mixed boy, the product of a pawg and a tall/dark/lean black man. Justyn has curly azz hair, but fortunately his pops is around to make sure he makes regular visits to a competent black barber. The boy looks like he could be a little Deron Williams starter kit. Every girl in 2nd grade is already crushing on him. Pops is proud of his future little mack-daddy son. Meanwhile................
Sara = is Justyn's momma. She didn't want to give her child an "ethnic" name, but still wanted him to stand out. Omar, Akbar, Muhammad, Jamal, Khalil, Abdullah etc., seemed just a bit too "nikka adjacent." Her man (and future husband) would have been cool with 'Justin' but Sara wants her little mixed baby to stand above the crowd. She insists that he's biracial. They visit her mayonnaise eating, redneck relatives a few times per year. They didn't like her man at first, but since he's got a job and takes care of his kid....what can they say. He's a better man than any of the dude's in Sara's family. shyt half the broads in Sara's family have tried offer the box to................
Tyler = regular, well adjusted black dude. About 6'3", dark and comfortable in his own skin. He had a crush on Tamika in high school, but she dropped him for Javon. Tyler met Sara at Dave & Busters and could not stop looking at her fat azz. He thought she was some light skint sista until he got up close and realized she was a pawg. Through the bleach blonde hair, tight leggings and hoop earrings.....Tyler learned that Sara was an OK cook with the GOAT head game. He wakes up in bed and still can't figure out how they ended up together. His family gives him shyt from time to time about Sara but they accept her since she's not too deep in Beckydom.
This is so on point. I will also add gabreille to that list of undercover freaks
