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I don't like watching these shows because I'm too competitive. I realize they have to be all happy and lighthearted for the cameras, I can't do it. I'd be going off. I would have cussed at my own mom after she fukked up a second time. Prolly woulda got DQ'd. I definitely couldn't host. Thats why Steve is a better man then me, even though he's tap dancing at times on this show, my deadpans and shyt would hurt peoples feelings.
In fact thats what they need, a british version of Family Feud with a Simon Cowell or Gordon Ramsey who yells and berates the contestants. "You fukking donkey!!! I just said the answer wasn't Nana then you go ahead and change the way you say it and say Nanna? This isn't Jeopardy, you don't lose because you say the word incorrectly. Now piss off!"