steven seagal should be executed for doing this to reggae

[boogers]

man i dont even know what to say

i like r/crappymusic on reddit. they post some of the worst shyt you'll ever see in your life.

never in my life did i think i'd hear this mother fukker croon "me want the punani"

Spoiler: lyrics

[Intro: Lady Saw]
Mr. Steven Seagal flying about Jamaica
Singing with the baddest gyal

You see me ... Saw!

[Chorus: Steven Seagal, Lady Saw, Steven Seagal & Lady Saw]
Girl, what you really want all night?
Me want the buddy, fi make me feel nice
Boy, tell me what you really want, all night?
Me want the punani, see for make me nice
Me want the buddy, him want the punani
And me know it nice
Saw!

[Verse 1: Steven Seagal]
When the girls start to strut
You could look at their butt
You shouldn't do that
The gyal dress is just as pretty
Not just there to cover her kitty

[Verse 2: Lady Saw]
When me ah fling it up
You better know fi back it up
When me ah dash it up
Make sure you block it up
If you wave I flap it up
Then me ah go lock it up
Park it up like Benji [?]
Saw!

[Chorus: Steven Seagal, Lady Saw]
Me want the buddy, fi make me feel nice
Boy, tell me what you really want, all night?
Me want the punani, see for make me nice

[Verse 3: Steven Seagal]
Me love the way you walk sometimes
The way you talk is so hot
Now you know let's have a shot of rum
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin'

[Verse 4: Lady Saw]
Yo, this a gyal a nah blow
When the wino Saw
When me turn it around
We can fi come to my room
Here's to never [?]
Me start mi [?]
Me tell you from start
Me go wow down low
Let's do it all night
From the left to the right
Say my name, Steve
And tell me how it nice
It's quite alright
Water run from the pipe
I love it like that
But I won't bite
Saw!
Why no Saw
When me turn it around
We can fi come to my room
Here's to never [?]
Me start mi [?]
Me tell you from start
Me go wow down low
Let's do it all night
From the left to the right
Say my name, Steve
And tell me how it nice
It's quite alright
Water run from the pipe
I love it like that
But I won't bite

[Chorus: Steven Seagal, Lady Saw, Steven Seagal & Lady Saw]
Girl, what you really want all night?
Me want the buddy, fi make me feel nice
Boy, tell me what you really want, all night?
Me want the punani, see for make me nice
Me want the buddy, him want the punani
And me know it nice
Saw!

[Chorus: Steven Seagal, Lady Saw, Steven Seagal & Lady Saw]
Girl, what you really want all night?
Me want the buddy, fi make me feel nice
Boy, tell me what you really want, all night?
Me want the punani, see for make me nice
Me want the buddy, him want the punani
And me know it nice

Me want the buddy, him want the punani
And me know it nice
And me know it nice
And me know it nice
And me know it nice
And me know it nice
And me know it nice

i feel like i should apologize for even posting this

so... my apologies. this shyt is like the video in The Ring or something. i might die in 7 days if i dont spread this awful shyt to somebody else

 

[VegetasHairline]

Since it's Sunday, I'll spare you the one star.
Do better next time.

 

[boogers]

Since it's Sunday, I'll spare you the one star.
Do better next time.

yo this shyt is HORRIBLE!!!!

his singing voice reminds me of donald too

 

[VegetasHairline]

yo this shyt is HORRIBLE!!!!

his singing voice reminds me of donald too

I'm not clicking play on that.

 

[King Poetic]

He should be executed for making marked for death and he goes to Jamaica and taking everybody out

Also another B movie he had with eddie griffin living in the hood of LA taking out black and Mexican gangs

 

[Danny Vermin]

“You can be my bow cat”

 

[Damnshow]

Seagal is pathological liar. Those people like to pretend they're someone else over and over:

Durag Seagal
Dancehall Seagal
Fake martial arts Seagal
Bad Italian accent Seagal
Seagal cop

And so on and so on. A big fat identity crisis.

He's like Frank Dux if Dux actually managed to turn his bullshyt lies into a money making movie career.

 

[Zero]

Seagal is pathological liar. Those people like to pretend they're someone else over and over:

Durag Seagal
Dancehall Seagal
Fake martial arts Seagal
Bad Italian accent Seagal
Seagal cop

And so on and so on. A big fat identity crisis.

He's like Frank Dux if Dux actually managed to turn his bullshyt lies into a money making movie career.

 

[Damnshow]

You seen that shyt? One of the worst movies ever. It was him, ja rule and kurupt and of course he had to make a prison style cause that's what a racist fat b*stard thinks is interesting to a black audience

 

[TEH]

Sounds better than when Eddie Murphy and Snoop was trying to do it.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Seagal is pathological liar. Those people like to pretend they're someone else over and over:

Durag Seagal
Dancehall Seagal
Fake martial arts Seagal
Bad Italian accent Seagal
Seagal cop

And so on and so on. A big fat identity crisis.

He's like Frank Dux if Dux actually managed to turn his bullshyt lies into a money making movie career.

Breh listing off different forms like its DBZ.


Im not gone lie, this shyt is amazing. Man's lived a full life and then some. He'd be the most interesting man in the world if he was actually good.

 

[RhodyRum]

Seagal is pathological liar. Those people like to pretend they're someone else over and over:

Durag Seagal
Dancehall Seagal
Fake martial arts Seagal
Bad Italian accent Seagal
Seagal cop

And so on and so on. A big fat identity crisis.

He's like Frank Dux if Dux actually managed to turn his bullshyt lies into a money making movie career.

Ayoooo the bolded legit describes an ex of mine.

She had like 3 phases in 2 years and towards the end the amount of lies I caught her in was diabolical.

Appreciate the insight. I never put that together before.

 

[feelosofer]

Lady Saw doing all the heavy lifting.

 

[boogers]

Seagal is pathological liar. Those people like to pretend they're someone else over and over:

Durag Seagal
Dancehall Seagal
Fake martial arts Seagal
Bad Italian accent Seagal
Seagal cop

And so on and so on. A big fat identity crisis.

He's like Frank Dux if Dux actually managed to turn his bullshyt lies into a money making movie career.

which seagal is this? arabic fantasy techno seagal?



how was the engineer not in the corner biting his fist to keep from laughing

 

[Address_Unknown]

which seagal is this? arabic fantasy techno seagal?



how was the engineer not in the corner biting his fist to keep from laughing ​

If I'm not mistaken it was prolly around the time he was touting to be teaching whatever Bullshido he practices someplace in Russia or someplace adjacent, with this snippet of insanity being evidence of his visit.​