Stomach Virus is Bodying Me Right Now

Cowboyz89

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Brehs, its so bad i started throwing up in my sleep last night. I ended up having to lean over the bed pointing down at a garbage bag. Ive easily put a gallon in there since I ate a ton of food yesterday before the symptoms hit.
What Ive been doing to the toilet for the past few hours is considered a war crime in some countries.
Normally I can drink gatorade, but even that aint safe. I can feel the nutrients leaving my body, and my ribs are sore from the constant spazzing. Im so dehydrated my vision is blurry and some colors like blue and green are blending together.

If I die spread my rep/daps among the Cowboys fans, and throw some coli cash in my casket.
Its been real.
:salute:

and somebody whoop my lil cousins ass, cuz he was sick for 3 hours and I know he did this to me when I visited the other day. Lil ungrateful b*stard.
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CarbonBraddock

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give me rep before you inevitably die from this, you will be found on the toilet with your pants down like elvis.

edit: and you should eat some crackers and drink sprite or ginger ale.
 
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