Stone Cold Steve Austin on Brock Lesnar: "I can beat his ass"

[Mr. Manhattan]

• Stone Cold on potential match with ex-UFCer Brock Lesnar -- 'I'd beat his ass'
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• By SN Staff | June 2, 2015 10:03:19 AM PDT

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin is ready to welcome former UFC superstar Brock Lesnar back to WWE competition.

Appearing on Austin's monthly podcast, special guest Paul Heyman, who once managed Austin and is a regular Lesnar hype man, queried the Rattlesnake on the prospects of stepping into the ring at "WrestleMania 32" to face Lesnar.

Never one to mince words, Austin delivered a stunner in classic Austin 3:16 fashion:

In March, Lesnar, a former UFC heavyweight champ, announced he was "officially closing the door on MMA" and re-signing with WWE. The move fueled speculation over which major WWE star would be his next major match. So you knew Austin would come out swinging with the WWE's marquee event going down in his Texas backyard (event will be held at the Cowboys' AT&T Stadium).

While he didn't come out and confirm the match is a go, Austin's offer to open a can of whoop-ass is likely to get Lesnar's (and promoters') attention.

The UFC's loss is WWE's gain as rumors about a potential dream meeting between the "toughest SOB in WWE history" and the "baddest man on the planet" has generated a buzz on social media, increasing the likelihood this mega matchup actually materializes.

Better get your popcorn (and that pay-per-view money) ready.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

vs

BOOK IT

 

[The Rainmaker]

Drink beer
Raise some hell
Beat Lesnar
Oh hell yeah
What? What?

 

[YvrzTrvly]

I might as well go pants less to this event because I'll be jerkin my dikk throughout the whole match

Edit: sorry if I offended you neggin fakkit

 

[krackdagawd]

nikka doesn't have kneecaps or a neck brehs, Brock might fukk around and kill Austin

 

[Messiah]

Austin went off like that to get people talking. It worked. I doubt there's going to be a match that comes from this.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

nikka doesn't have kneecaps or a neck brehs, Brock might fukk around and kill Austin

you don't need a healthy spine or knees when you've got 2 cans of whupass and a 6 pack of steveweisers

 

[krackdagawd]

you don't need a healthy spine or knees when you've got 2 cans of whupass and a 6 pack of steveweisers

 

[jadden]

Drink beer
Raise some hell
Beat Lesnar
Oh hell yeah
What? What?

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

I might as well go pants less to this event because I'll be jerkin my dikk throughout the whole match

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

The hype would be better than the actual match.. I mean Austin's neck and knees are all fukked up. Brock can't throw him around like he does to everyone else, so I don't see how they are gonna be able to have that good of a match.

 

[Da_Eggman]

Eat
Drink beer
Slap hoes

Repeat

 

[Homer Simpson]

hes pullin a hogan

 

[krackdagawd]

I was doing the same when you bodyslammed a 900lb Andre the Giant in front of 600k fans

 

[The Wall Brother]

I was doing the same when you bodyslammed a 900lb Andre the Giant in front of 600k fans

I bet he could see you from a mile away.