Stories of when a female has tried to kill you

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roxxthe96er said:
They the best fukks, I'm only 17 an I know that alllllllllllll ready. I know for a fact my bae the type to kill me:manny:
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LOL, not doubting that. I had a Jamaican who said if a man fukked her over she would throw hot cornmeal on him while he slept. I was looking for the door after that.
 
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These pics of Rihanna along with the story had me laughing so fukking hard :pachaha:
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I'ma have nightmares. :to:
 
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Back in '05, I was fukking around with this chick that I met through my sister.My sis does hair, so she has all kinds of chicks passing through her spot.

I just happened to stop by my sisters crib one day and my sis was like "could you do me a favor and give this girl a ride home"---Me being the gullible nice guy that I was back then "Yeah sure"-- all jipper and shyt.

Saw the chick and was:whoo:...about 5'2 140---solidly thick--smal waist, phat ass, with the fresh hairdo.Face wise, she was a poor woman's version of Sanaa Lathan, but she had a body like a video vixen.

Long story short, we hit it off on the drive home---did the number exchange---started talking on the phone and eventually fukking.


After about 3 months time, I started seeing signs of possessiveness.We was at my crib and I was checking my email one day.Back then, I never deleted my old messages...So i get up to go to the bathroom, but I left my email open.

By the time I got done in the crapper, she was sitting at my computer, 2 years deep into my email messages talking about "Who's Jamesia?:leostare:"


I'm looking like :pachaha:because the shyt was funny to me

"That's a girl I used to go to school with..She's an Astrologist now.I bumped into her at Borders Book Store a couple of years back, she was supposed to do a Natal Chart for me:mjpls:"


She gives me the "ummmmmhhmmmmm:wtb:".....I didn't take it as sign of her being deranged..I thought she was just being coy, and playing the fake jealous role...just to fukk with me...ya know?

She seemed cool.Later that same day, I took off to work, while she stayed at my spot.I was working a graveyard--6:30pm-3:30am, but I would come home during my lunch break (around 10:30 pm) because I only lived a few blocks away from my job.

I walk through my front door and there she is sitting at my computer with a peculiar look on her face

"What's this? :sitdown:" as she points to my computer screen.


SHE HAD FOUND MY PORN STASH:krs::krs:

I though I had it buried away in files nobody ever would check...But anywayz, she starts on some

"This is the same as cheating to me.I don't even know why you're fukking with me, it looks as if you like fat bytches" wasn't no fat bytches...THICK bytches---She clicked on a clip of Mercedes Santos

"Look at this fat bytch..this is what you really like"

But then I fukked..."The camera adds 10 pounds..in person, she's about the same size as you:sas2:"


And she just fukking lost it.She was trying to stay calm, but that remark made her jump out of her skin.

She's going in...I look over at the timer on my cable box and I tell her I gotta get back to work.

But before I left, I told her

"You've had enough of this internet shyt tonight" and I unplugged the main power cord, rolled that shyt up, and put it in my pocket.

I walk out the door and her she comes CHASING AFTER ME WITH A KNIFE

"GIVE ME THAT fukkING CORD BACK:demonic:"


I'm stuck between :wtf::heh::damn:...There was a few neighbors chilling on their patio drinking brew...I don't like to cause a scene, so I gave her the cord back.

When I got off work, that was the end of our time together.She had to kick rocks:camby:


shyt ended up costing me 4 slashed tires....all over some bullshyt---Never trust a big butt and a smile
 
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Gene E. Yuss said:
I remember I was trying to break up with a girl (in her house! so fukking stupid. :snoop: ) and I had been piling her down something serious for a while.

It was winter outside and she had a shovel by the door,the one with the red metal scoop like in Home Alone. I got frustrated during the argument and yelled that I was leaving and bent down to grab my keys onthe carpet by the door and when I came back up all I saw was that red coming at my nose.

CRACK!

I hit the floor and saw that shovel go up again and I tried to move but I couldn't, I was stunned. She connected again on my ribs, and after that she went up again and came down on my head and I was out cold.

Woke up a while later face down in the carpet and pulled myself up and saw I had bled out all into the carpet and she was sitting crouched on the couch literally starin at me like :lupe:


I had another girl try to stab me through the bathroom door cause she thought I had her phone.

I had this other girl cook for me and I saw her putting something in my food and I asked her to share my plate and she wouldn't. I refused to eat it and she dumped me a while after. I think she was trying to poison me, she got her bd locked up recently so I know she nuts.

I had another girl try to run me over with her car but she was going in reverse and I managed to jump onto the trunk before she crashed.

I had this other girl, kick/punch me and pull the steering wheel while I was driving down I-290 because she had a tantrum since I wouldn't buy her ice cream and her sister got some. This chick was 28, throwing a full fledged tantrum breh's, I'll never forget it.

All these happened before I was 26, I don't deal with that shyt anymore. Any sign of trouble and I'm OUT. I have post traumatic stress from a lot of those things and its hurt some of my other relationships because I'm so anti-confrontational, but I ain't trying to end up dead.

Screw that, argue with the next one . :camby:
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The only close case I had was after getting into a big argument with my girl. She slapped me, I lunged at her throat but then caught myself and calmed down. So later on she's driving me home and on the drive home I tell her we done. Shorty drives past my house to some curvy ass road. She's going like 70 down this road saying crazy shyt like "if I'm not with you I have no reason to wake up in the morning" and "I have nothing to live for". I'm in full blown baby, baby please mode telling her I didn't mean it and I love her and whatever the fukk I could tell her to calm the fukk down before she killed us both.
 
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Gene E. Yuss said:
I remember I was trying to break up with a girl (in her house! so fukking stupid. :snoop: ) and I had been piling her down something serious for a while.

It was winter outside and she had a shovel by the door,the one with the red metal scoop like in Home Alone. I got frustrated during the argument and yelled that I was leaving and bent down to grab my keys onthe carpet by the door and when I came back up all I saw was that red coming at my nose.

CRACK! I hit the floor and saw that shovel go up again and I tried to move but I couldn't, I was stunned. She connected again on my ribs, and after that she went up again and came down on my head and I was out cold.

Woke up a while later face down in the carpet and pulled myself up and saw I had bled out all into the carpet and she was sitting crouched on the couch literally starin at me like :lupe:
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God damn this is one of the biggest L's I ever read on thecoli, shyt deserves it's own thread. :deadrose:
 
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