Stories of when a female has tried to kill you

[thoushallhustle]

Hows ur nursing journey going?

its going good thanks. i just took another test and I did better this time i got a 61%. hopefully next test i can get in the 70's

 

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True story: when I was a kid my dad used to run a "business" that served many of the local citizens. He had a partner, and a suburban residence that served as a center of operations. Since my mom worked graveyard, I used to sleep at this place often instead of staying home alone at night.

Anyway, my dad's partner used to mess with this crazy ass white girl (an actual physical entity), who was a cokehead and clinically psychotic. I think he broke it off with her, or they were going thru major issues at the time of the following incident. One night we heard a commotion out in front of the house, so we all run out to see what was going on. When we get outside, here she is in the middle of the street throwing a fit and causing a scene. As soon as she sees me, her eyes widen and she hops in her car and hits the gas barreling right towards me; I had to jump out of the way of the car just like in the movies.

Later she said that she went after me, because in her coke fueled mind she thought I was the child of my father's partner, and she wanted to hurt him by killing me, or at the very least maim me.

What the actual fukk?

 

[thoushallhustle]

Ive never tried to kill anybody. Run a mf over, yes, stab and beat yes. Iknow ive already told yall about the time i stabbed my 1st husband and beat him with a hammer and went to jail. But im not sure if i ever told yall about the time somebody told me he was over this bytch house and i sat in my cutlass down the street and waited til he came out. He saw and took off running thru a yard. I jumped the curb and followed suit. I hit him then backed over him and burnt off. Mf gone call me talking bout i broke his leg. Im like u lyin son of a bytch, how'd u get to the hospital? I asked him did u call the police he was like no. I was like good *click* there was the time i collapsed his lung but ion remember why we was fighting. Theres the time i knocked him unconcious with my platform shoe and my sister walked in and saw him knocked out and promptly walked right back out the door. That time he was talking shyt about my moma which is weird cuz ion eem like my moma. But in my defense he would beat me tf up for stupid ass reasons i stopped taking that shyt and started fighting back. And a monster was created. But the beast has since been contained.

i like your style

 

[smoove157]

Back in '05, I was fukking around with this chick that I met through my sister.My sis does hair, so she has all kinds of chicks passing through her spot.

I just happened to stop by my sisters crib one day and my sis was like "could you do me a favor and give this girl a ride home"---Me being the gullible nice guy that I was back then "Yeah sure"-- all jipper and shyt.

Saw the chick and was...about 5'2 140---solidly thick--smal waist, phat ass, with the fresh hairdo.Face wise, she was a poor woman's version of Sanaa Lathan, but she had a body like a video vixen.

Long story short, we hit it off on the drive home---did the number exchange---started talking on the phone and eventually fukking.


After about 3 months time, I started seeing signs of possessiveness.We was at my crib and I was checking my email one day.Back then, I never deleted my old messages...So i get up to go to the bathroom, but I left my email open.

By the time I got done in the crapper, she was sitting at my computer, 2 years deep into my email messages talking about "Who's Jamesia?"


I'm looking like because the shyt was funny to me

"That's a girl I used to go to school with..She's an Astrologist now.I bumped into her at Borders Book Store a couple of years back, she was supposed to do a Natal Chart for me"


She gives me the "ummmmmhhmmmmm".....I didn't take it as sign of her being deranged..I thought she was just being coy, and playing the fake jealous role...just to fukk with me...ya know?

She seemed cool.Later that same day, I took off to work, while she stayed at my spot.I was working a graveyard--6:30pm-3:30am, but I would come home during my lunch break (around 10:30 pm) because I only lived a few blocks away from my job.

I walk through my front door and there she is sitting at my computer with a peculiar look on her face

"What's this? " as she points to my computer screen.


SHE HAD FOUND MY PORN STASH

I though I had it buried away in files nobody ever would check...But anywayz, she starts on some

"This is the same as cheating to me.I don't even know why you're fukking with me, it looks as if you like fat bytches" wasn't no fat bytches...THICK bytches---She clicked on a clip of Mercedes Santos

"Look at this fat bytch..this is what you really like"

But then I fukked..."The camera adds 10 pounds..in person, she's about the same size as you"


And she just fukking lost it.She was trying to stay calm, but that remark made her jump out of her skin.

She's going in...I look over at the timer on my cable box and I tell her I gotta get back to work.

But before I left, I told her

"You've had enough of this internet shyt tonight" and I unplugged the main power cord, rolled that shyt up, and put it in my pocket.

I walk out the door and her she comes CHASING AFTER ME WITH A KNIFE

"GIVE ME THAT fukkING CORD BACK"


I'm stuck between ...There was a few neighbors chilling on their patio drinking brew...I don't like to cause a scene, so I gave her the cord back.

When I got off work, that was the end of our time together.She had to kick rocks


shyt ended up costing me 4 slashed tires....all over some bullshyt---Never trust a big butt and a smile

i feel like this is what gets chics the most mad. when you laugh at them, and they are borderline enraged.

the worst part is, once you start laughing, its basically impossible to stop.

this is foul, but i've had a girl crying in my face cause she went through my phone. she told me the specific person she was looking for and how she only read those texts.

so i think back to what those last texts were

couldnt hold it in and laughed REAL HARD

no physical violence though, thank god

 

[abominable1]

did not happen to me,
but my roommate in college,
I just happened to be in the room

Sophomore year , new crop of freshmen
My boy added this freshmen snow bunny to the rotation
( she was a little odd, sort of Goth, 5'4' about 105 lbs, but he did not care)
Heard them arguing on the phone one night about halfway through the semester.
he's like," bytch, lemme get off the phone with you so I can call one that puts out."
He gets off the phone and says "that's that, ex-girl to the next girl..."
I was like that shyt gonna come back to you son
he's like Pinky's drive in Next Friday " whateva muafukka"


went to college in the NC mountains so the rain is like biblical.
can't even see your car in the parking lot and we are on the sixth floor
so its raining hard around 11:30 on a Sunday night and there is a knock on the door.

get up and open the door

( i will never forget this shyt until I leave this planet)

Becky standing there in a pool of water, soaked, hair over her face like that bytch in the Ring movie with this look on her face holding a damn butcher knife in a mama vorhees sweater and some boots.
Had a nikka like this at the door like

Spoiler: initial reaction

she doesn't even look up ,she just reaches up with the knife and says
"not you..........him"
I was like okay
so i look back like
, "breh, its for you"

close the door and go to the back of the room.

dude gets up opens the door and screams "Holy Shyt!"
she must has been waiting on old boy like this

Spoiler

he falls back in the room with the knife sticking out of his thigh screaming
In all the confusion she jumps on top of ol' boy and pulls the knife out
I run over there and

Spoiler: kick her out the room

slam the door shut and go check on my roomate

all the commotion wakes our suitemates up next door

these nikkas go ham
- they hear her screaming "i'm gonna kill you "and him screaming Fukk you, you crazy bytch" and start egging him on
"like why you scared , breh"
"get out there and handle your biz, nikka"
"how you gon' let a 60 pound psycho hoe run your life like that"
"we smart enough not to open a door when we got side chicks"

he's like, "if ya'll so tuff , ya'll go out there and get her"

they like "damn, now we got to handle bytch nikkas problems to get some sleep,"
they open the door and this happens

Spoiler

their door slams

they like "we would call security but we ain't no SNITCH nikka's"

I look at my boy, we got a tourniquet around his leg and this nikka still bleeding
"what we gon' do nikka, your problem, and your leg leaking like a waterfall"

he's like, " she'll leave in awhile."
i was like . REALLY

Neighbors next door still clownin the whole time, they were in a rival frat:
I got along with 'em fine , but this nikka had that gang mentality when it came to frat shyt,
so they were looking for opportunities to clown each other.

she eventually walked off,
but she had our whole floor shook to open them suite doors for weeks
she eventually left school cuz nobody would fukk with her after that incident

 

[KOOL-AID]

its going good thanks. i just took another test and I did better this time i got a 61%. hopefully next test i can get in the 70's

there u go, keep at it I know you can do it.
@Marty Kaan @DarlingNikki @Milk N Cookies @Phoenix_Knightly23 @LovelyDay yall seem demonic have any stories to tell

 

[Milk N Cookies]

None that i tried to kill him, but i did some totally cray cray things when my intuition wasnt steering me wrong. I'm never going against it again.

 

[KOOL-AID]

None that i tried to kill him, but i did some totally cray cray things when my intuition wasnt steering me wrong. I'm never going against it again.

like...

 

[Milk N Cookies]

like...

i was talking on the phone to the filthy rat b*stard and then he starts acting rather odd. i asked what was up and he started acting dumb. I caught on quick, and was like asking if i was his side chick, if i was then i didnt need to be talking to him period cause he knew how i felt for him. He hangs up on me and i got pissed. so i texted him sayin i wanted him to call me by a certain time & he didnt. So i called him like 40 times with in 30 min. And texxting him to pick up his phone sayin i wasnt no side bytch, that he was a fukked up person for playing me and playing with my emotions... I went STRAIGHT CRAY CRAY!!!

umm... thats all i'll say other wise i'd be typing a fukkin book. Nighty night yall.

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

I messed around with a lot of crazy girls but the two worst were:

This one white girl that i was just fukkin nothing serious at all. We at a party and she bring me a drink I'm like ay ight this the life. Wake up next morning my hands tied to a bed head and she laying next to me. I started thrashing around and what not and she got the nerve to say "I just wanna talk about us"
I was like this. So for two days I was stuck there while this psycho trick fed me baby food, talked about her future goals, how good my last name worked with hers.. She wouldn't leave my side, even when i had to pee she held a bottle to my dam dikk.

Second day she slipped up. She left the room for a decent 30 minutes. I got my left hand out but my right hand was not going anywhere. So I started biting at the shyt she used to tie my hand. I got it free but I think I popped my thumb or something I don't even know. Opened the window, kicked through the screen and ran like hell in my boxers till I found my way back to a familiar place. Called the cops when I got home, they went to the house and it wasn't no ones house, shyt was for sale. Girl never got caught either because all I had was a name, description, and where I met her at (a house party a few weeks prior)


Second one was worse

Dating this fine hispanic girl but one day things started heading south so I was like ight im out. Fast forward some time..

I'm doing a car wash as part of a fundraiser with some white kids to raise money for some autism charity or some shyt, all I know was I needed volunteer hours. So we waiting on cars and this girl sprays me with water and I sprayed her back and it just went from there. After car wash I'm leaving like this

Get back to apartment where me and my mom stayed and I walked inside and immediately went to bathroom because I had to pee something fierce. I didn't lock the door because when I get done and I leave bathroom there is my ex standing there yellin pointing a gotdamn knife at me saying how she gave me her heart and all I did was abuse it. I'm literally like . This hoe followed me to my place and was threatening me. I knew if she killed me my mom would summon my spirit and whoop me because that girl had her good knife.

So bytch gets too close and I book it out the apartment, but when I go down stairs I go down slow as fuk so I hop over the railing, stand on the ledge (I was 4 floors up) and jump to the tree next to the ledge (tree was pretty close). So at first I'm dangling and I'm tryna pull myself up but she throws the knife and it almost hit me. I was like on the inside. She wasnt done tho and went into my apartment, got whatever she could and just threw it at me while I sat in the tree. Neighbors finally called the cops and I was only in the tree for about 20 minutes.

 

[luckyse7enz]

Becky standing there in a pool of water, soaked, hair over her face like that bytch in the Ring movie with this look on her face holding a damn butcher knife in a mama vorhees sweater and some boots.
Had a nikka like this at the door like

Spoiler: initial reaction

she doesn't even look up ,she just reaches up with the knife and says
"not you..........him"
I was like okay
so i look back like
, "breh, its for you"

You ain't shyt. HORRIBLE friend. :deadcena1:

 

[XII]

I messed around with a lot of crazy girls but the two worst were:

This one white girl that i was just fukkin nothing serious at all. We at a party and she bring me a drink I'm like ay ight this the life. Wake up next morning my hands tied to a bed head and she laying next to me. I started thrashing around and what not and she got the nerve to say "I just wanna talk about us"
I was like this. So for two days I was stuck there while this psycho trick fed me baby food, talked about her future goals, how good my last name worked with hers.. She wouldn't leave my side, even when i had to pee she held a bottle to my dam dikk.

Second day she slipped up. She left the room for a decent 30 minutes. I got my left hand out but my right hand was not going anywhere. So I started biting at the shyt she used to tie my hand. I got it free but I think I popped my thumb or something I don't even know. Opened the window, kicked through the screen and ran like hell in my boxers till I found my way back to a familiar place. Called the cops when I got home, they went to the house and it wasn't no ones house, shyt was for sale. Girl never got caught either because all I had was a name, description, and where I met her at (a house party a few weeks prior)

Wait, what?
Are you saying you were kidnapped and held hostage?
By some chick you barely know?
Over relationship status?

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

Wait, what?
Are you saying you were kidnapped and held hostage?
By some chick you barely know?
Over relationship status?

Breh all we did was fukk so I thought it was all good yanno. Police thought I made that shyt up when they first came to my house. That hoe was so crazy. All she did was lay next to me looking at the blinds talking about "this is nice just being here with you" and other bullshyt. I was so paranoid after that she was gonna kill me in my sleep but that feeling went away

 

[KOOL-AID]

I messed around with a lot of crazy girls but the two worst were:

This one white girl that i was just fukkin nothing serious at all. We at a party and she bring me a drink I'm like ay ight this the life. Wake up next morning my hands tied to a bed head and she laying next to me. I started thrashing around and what not and she got the nerve to say "I just wanna talk about us"
I was like this. So for two days I was stuck there while this psycho trick fed me baby food, talked about her future goals, how good my last name worked with hers.. She wouldn't leave my side, even when i had to pee she held a bottle to my dam dikk.

Second day she slipped up. She left the room for a decent 30 minutes. I got my left hand out but my right hand was not going anywhere. So I started biting at the shyt she used to tie my hand. I got it free but I think I popped my thumb or something I don't even know. Opened the window, kicked through the screen and ran like hell in my boxers till I found my way back to a familiar place. Called the cops when I got home, they went to the house and it wasn't no ones house, shyt was for sale. Girl never got caught either because all I had was a name, description, and where I met her at (a house party a few weeks prior)


Second one was worse

Dating this fine hispanic girl but one day things started heading south so I was like ight im out. Fast forward some time..

I'm doing a car wash as part of a fundraiser with some white kids to raise money for some autism charity or some shyt, all I know was I needed volunteer hours. So we waiting on cars and this girl sprays me with water and I sprayed her back and it just went from there. After car wash I'm leaving like this

Get back to apartment where me and my mom stayed and I walked inside and immediately went to bathroom because I had to pee something fierce. I didn't lock the door because when I get done and I leave bathroom there is my ex standing there yellin pointing a gotdamn knife at me saying how she gave me her heart and all I did was abuse it. I'm literally like . This hoe followed me to my place and was threatening me. I knew if she killed me my mom would summon my spirit and whoop me because that girl had her good knife.

So bytch gets too close and I book it out the apartment, but when I go down stairs I go down slow as fuk so I hop over the railing, stand on the ledge (I was 4 floors up) and jump to the tree next to the ledge (tree was pretty close). So at first I'm dangling and I'm tryna pull myself up but she throws the knife and it almost hit me. I was like on the inside. She wasnt done tho and went into my apartment, got whatever she could and just threw it at me while I sat in the tree. Neighbors finally called the cops and I was only in the tree for about 20 minutes.

 

[Harry Sax]

My first baby mama out a knife to my dikk

We were young...she told me earlier in tha day how one of her friends put a knife on some nikka dikk and I'm like yeah ok...whatever...dnt care

So I goes to her house later that night and she outs her hand in my pants and stokes my dikk...next thing I feel is a thin but sharp piece of coldness and I'm like no she didn't...

I yoked tha shyt out of her in her mamas house damn near choked her out...we were teenagers...how I managed to have a child with her after that, brehs I was young dumb and full of cum like a mf

One of tha saddest days of my life is when she called me sayng she couldn't do the abortion, she was scared...I gave them 200 too for half of tha abortion and she ain't do it...I had the biggest frown on my face for weeks