Story Time: 1st time smashing a married chick almost got me killed
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richaveli83
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Funniest story i've read in awhile
Carolina Slim
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For some reason this made me
like "nikka, what you think I was doing in here, playing spades?" 
In.
God gave this nikka a chance to leave and he went for 3rds knowing she's married. If you got murdered that night, I don't know if God gonna like your reasoning. Thank goodness you still here tho.(PT. 4) So I'm still at her house and I go to use the bathroom and I just glace over and see there is a dirty clothes hamper in there....and I see mens underwear in it.
Then it all clicked.
*Cue some movie realization music* I thought back to the club where she told me her last name, but it was different from her last name on Facebook. I thought about how the job she told me she had couldn't afford a house like this. I thought about how James told me to be careful. I thought about all those Red Flags I noticed earlier. I thought about how she said she had a 5 year old, but there were no toys or anything that gave off the impression that a 5 year old lived there. I thought about how the type of food she had and the amount didn't make sense for a single mom. Then I saw the mans drawls and it clicked.....THIS BIITCH IS MARRIED!
So I am in there trippin and getting hype in the bathroom like
So I go out there to confront her about everything, but she is half naked laying on the bed with her legs open.
I instantly forgot the Law & Order conclusion episode I just had in the bathroom. I went in for thirds.
This time she put it on me good and took everything out of me. We both fell asleep for a couple of hours.
Then after waking up the true fukkery began...
The Realist Perspective
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Where are the pictures of this trifling trollop
@xXOGLEGENDXx this story was great BUT you mentioned something about finding pics and/or the fb page of this skeez
