Strangest Places You Ever Jerked It?

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

Rooftop of an elementary school.

January 2005. I was in my old hometown heading to a party. I usually get that pre-jerk in before I head out but I was in a rush. On my way there I got that urge. I had to but I couldn't see myself going a public rest stop at WaWa or Hess

There she was all lit up. The sign to Dorchester Elementary School. My old stomping grounds. Why not? The jungle gym wasn't high enough to get the elevation lightheaded feeling I crave so I parked my car close to the building, stood on the roof my SUV and climbed to the top. 4 minutes and 32 seconds later, I climbed down and drove off.

Strolled in to that party with a 6'er of Milwaukee's Beast and 2 wine flavored blacks and got it in

 

[havoc00]

Grade school bathroom
Hs Bathroom
Porn store booth
in my friends car

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Rooftop of an elementary school.

January 2005. I was in my old hometown heading to a party. I usually get that pre-jerk in before I head out but I was in a rush. On my way there I got that urge. I had to but I couldn't see myself going a public rest stop at WaWa or Hess

There she was all lit up. The sign to Dorchester Elementary School. My old stomping grounds. Why not? The jungle gym wasn't high enough to get the elevation lightheaded feeling I crave so I parked my car close to the building, stood on the roof my SUV and climbed to the top. 4 minutes and 32 seconds later, I climbed down and drove off.

Strolled in to that party with a 6'er of Milwaukee's Beast and 2 wine flavored blacks and got it in

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

*Double checks to make sure da OP is Wes Pipes and not havoc*

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

Grade school bathroom
Hs Bathroom
Porn store booth
in my friends car

I did it in the backseat of my homies Explorer.

Porn Store You off the chain. I ain't never think of that. I used to get paranoid as hell at the porn shops like at any moment this was going to turn into Midnight Prowl.

 

[Red Omega]

Work bathroom, 2 different jobs.
In classroom during class.

 

[Ashtrey]

Went with my mom to pick up sushi to go... she went in to get it... took about 15 mins... in the meantime I was listening to Bone Thugs Foe The Love Of $ instrumental with the girl moaning and shyt and jerked it

 

[muzikfrk75]

While driving.

 

[Real]

In the middle of 8th grade science class.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

In a port-a-potty........in Baghdad, Iraq.........at night............with a PSP........with this playing

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

My old job
High School bathroom
Store Dressing Room
Cousin's Bed

 

[FlyGuy]

at a females crib

 

[luckyse7enz]

Work bathroom, 2 different jobs.

 

[Blown Moon]

Work bathroom having phone sex with my girl while she was in the bathroom at her job.

 

[Just like bruddas]

I was in middle school doing a 5 day bid in in-school suspension and this girl, i forgot her name but she was and she was wearing tight pants that day. It being a one person bathroom, I beated off and nutted on my sneakers came out with the face

def one for the record books