Strip Club Stories

[Just Rod]

Whats up brehs? So whats the wildest shyt you've seen in the shake joint? Whats the most you've spent in one?

I remember one time at this joint Sugar Bares in Winston Salem, NC me and my boys were in that joint and this bad chick was on stage doing her thing. She was stripping and shyt and another stripper brought out a bucket of ice. This chick laid down and was puttin ice in her p*ssy and shooting it out across the club. I've seen chicks on stage getting fukked with beer bottles and all that. Me and my boys used to stay hitting up the strip club when I was in college.

 

[kp404]

I was in Birmingham around 2008 and me and some friends were looking for some place to hang at since the fukking town shut off its lights at like 7 pm :cubewtf:

So we find this hole in the wall strip club and go in and lo 'n behold, these women are all fully dresses:ugongetthiswork:...we walk up and ask one of the strippers why this shyt looks like an MTV beach special and they said "Alabama laws we can't get fully naked" so of course we are :snoophuh: and are about to leave, but this short ass, 5'0 black beauty comes out with a huge ass (still got ion clothes), and she immediately jumps on the pole and swings around like fukking peter parker:sadfavre: then she wraps her legs around the pole and LITERALLY shimmies up the fukking pole upside down and climbs into the fukking ceiling, using only her legs and ass muscles :happycharles: so we sat our ass down in amazement and dropped bills on her ass when she finally came out the ceiling...that opened up the party we got them ladies to take them draws off and it was a good night :brownletseat:

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Just watching the muscle control and strength with some of those girls on the pole Not many people can do what kp said above, or be attached to a pole no hands no feet, just hanging upside down by a waist/hip muscle like I've seen

 

[Maddmike]

I seen a chick put a snake in her p*ssy, chop up a banana into pieces and put a stack of quarters on top of a bottle, stoop down on it and according to how many fingers you threw up that's how many she would drop.

 

[Food Mane]

spray hairspray on the p*ssy and light it on fire. I was about 17 and

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

spray hairspray on the p*ssy and light it on fire. I was about 17 and

 

[Dwolf]

Just watching the muscle control and strength with some of those girls on the pole Not many people can do what kp said above, or be attached to a pole no hands no feet, just hanging upside down by a waist/hip muscle like I've seen

 

[observe]

Back in the days I copped some heroine in SF..was snorting it all day..went into a strip club and fell asleep..30 mins later a stripper woke me up and asked why I was sleeping..I told her that I didnt get any sleep the nite before and left

 

[4fossa]

Back in the days I copped some heroine in SF..was snorting it all day..went into a strip club and fell asleep..30 mins later a stripper woke me up and asked why I was sleeping..I told her that I didnt get any sleep the nite before and left

use heroine brehs

 

[Just Rod]

Back in the days I copped some heroine in SF..was snorting it all day..went into a strip club and fell asleep..30 mins later a stripper woke me up and asked why I was sleeping..I told her that I didnt get any sleep the nite before and left

Had you nodding off in the strip club tho?

 

[kingstl]

Bout 2005 I went to Pink Slip, here in East St.Louis
this chick put laid a dude on the stage and literally sat on his face in front of everybody. And I dont mean with her pu55y, she literally sat her ass on his face and was grinding open butt on dude face.

Then that same night another chick squirted all water in her pu55y then did a dance for about 1 min or so...then sprayed the water on some random dude face from the stage

 

[observe]

Had you nodding off in the strip club tho?

Yup..I nodded and fell asleep

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

don't know if it qualifies as "wild" persay but thee rippers in Vegas go hard for that guap,i was fidduckin zoned off mad Ringwalds,trees,and libation and this one breezy was going so hard on my phallus that i had to keep feeding her,she was mad limber and changing positions on my shyt,all while still positioning thee twat right so i was pounding her clit,she was moaning in my ear and just putting my paws all over her body..it twas

my patna had a ripper follow him into thee bathroom and shyt,she was all over him..then she made him pay for a dance for me so he could watch her grind..

one indisputabke fact i've found is that if you get on your scumbag shyt and go to a skrip club in thee daylight hours you'll get so much attention,hoes was arguing over dances and shyt..