Stugotz Personal Record Book

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  • If Westbrook wins a championship and beats Kevin Durant along the way in the playoffs, Westbrook will have won 2 championship rings.

  • If anyone wins a major in Female Tennis without Serena Williams playing, it does not count and they have 0 rings.

  • Kevin Durant has -1 rings (negative 1 rings).

  • If Kevin Durant wins an NBA title for the NY Knicks, he will gain 11 rings (however, as seen above, Durant has -1 rings and if he were to remain at -1, then win for the Knicks, he will have 10 rings total. This number is subject to change based on Stugotz altering the "-1" current total as seen recently when Stugotz adjusted the number from 0 rings to -1 rings).

  • UCF is the 2017-2018 national champion.

  • If LeBron James goes to the GSW, every championship he wins will result in a deduction of 2 previously won championships.

  • If Kirk Cousins goes to the Jaguars and not the Jets, no championship he wins will count in the personal record book.

  • Eli manning has 1 ring. He doesnt get one for throwing a ball into David Tyree's face / Tyree getting a football stuck in his helmet.

  • Carson Wentz has a SB 52 ring. Foles doesnt.

  • Michael Jordan has 8 ring.

  • Ray Bourque has no rings

  • Babe Ruth is not a top 10 baseball player of all time. Possibly not top 20.

  • Babe Ruth is black.

  • Ray Bourque doesn't have a ring

  • The Raiders defeated the Patriots in their divisional playoff matchup in 2002 (Tuck Rule game), then would defeat the Rams in Super Bowl 36.

  • If the Dodgers won the 2017 World Series Clayton Kershaw would not have had a ring.

  • If the 2017 Patriots won Super Bowl 52, James Harrison would not have a ring (Patriots lost to Eagles).

  • Peyton Manning has one ring (Broncos ring does not count).

  • Peyton Manning must give such ring he lost (above) to Von Miller, who thus has 2 rings.

  • The Houston Rockets have 0 Championships (1994 and 1995 did not count).

  • Aaron Rodgers can have all the rings he wants for keeping all of central Wisconsin employed.

  • Brian Billick has 0 rings (2000 Ravens SB) because that defense carried him

 

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Lemme try :mjgrin:
  • Lebron has 1.5 ring. Miami was a stacked deck so those count as .5 each. Lebron also needed unprecedented help from the NBA to win vs the warriors (Draymond suspension) so that counts has .5.
  • Durant has 2 rings. Would be zero but he's blocking Lebron aka doing gods work:mjgrin:. The incredible irony of Mr.Superteam getting out superteamed trumps to p*ssy nature of KDs move.
  • MJ has 6 rings. Each one perfect. Possibly left 2 rings on the table but that's on him :yeshrug:
  • Hakeem has 2 rings. I want to give him more for his unprecedented run, but he did get them in Jordan's absence so I cant in good nature give him that bonus.
  • Dirk has 3 rings. His ring against Miami is the best ring since Hakeems
  • Brady has 8 rings :wow:
  • Kobe ring vs Boston is worth 3 rings. Gets a bonus for beating a rival. A 2 peat bonus. And a bonus for being the last real nikka to win a ring without a bullshyt supersquad (dirk by definition can't be a real nikka for obvious reasons)
 
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