Stupid shyt you believed as a kid (one per post)

[Fill Collins]

When I was 5, I thought old people would fall down if you even brushed past them

 

[2 one 3]

I thought songs on the radio were live as a kid…

 

[old pig]

that laugh tracks were actually the sound of ppl laughing from their homes and that we could all hear each other…so I whispered “fuck you” to the TV…dunno how old I was but it was too old to believe that dumb ass shyt

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

Girls peed out of their butts.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I thought all Asians knew Karate

 

[Ty Daniels]

That Balding Old Dudes, shaved their hair like that on purpose.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I used to think Mexicans were Black and white ppl mixed together, because they were dark skinned w/ yt ppl hair

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

When ppl died in movies it was fr

 

[RadaMillz]

NWO

my conspiracist uncle had me scared everyday

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Used to think this screen from Punch Out was...

Lake Merritt in Oakland

 

[thenatural]

Bloody Mary.

 

[Mr. Riddim]

Teachers lived at school.

 

[904]

Slightly off from the thread but anything involving aliens scared the fukk out of me..

Wouldn't watch X Files.. That abduction movie that was based on a true story scared the fukk out of me too..

 

[Windows 91]

If you ate the green part of the watermelon it would kill you

 

[Lord_nikon]

Girls peed out of their butts