Subway now has multiple commercials with Steph Curry, Tom Brady, and Serena Williams

[Johnny Kilroy]

They might have to drop a gay sandwich just to stay afloat..

What can be gayer than $5 foot longs?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Scientists literally examined the tuna they have been serving for decades and said they do not know what this is. shyt isn't even on the food-O-meter.



That's fukking crazy!

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

The only thing I ordered from subway were pastrami sandwiches but I haven’t had that in years.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Subway good in my book. The Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sub has never let me down

Catch an unknown cancer breh. Not wishing it on you but watch.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

What can be gayer than $5 foot longs?

The LGBTQ+ w/Extra meat (no charge) sandwich.

Trust me it's coming.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Where df you live that you gotta get a cheesesteak from subway

That IS NOT a cheese steak. I've had philly cheese steaks. Subway?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

It's quite spectacular for weight loss my brother @humminbird!

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