As many of you know, i work in a hospital. Well there has been this nurse that has been feeling me so i thought that i would ask her out. Being that I make a substantial amount of money, i was worried about her just going out with me bc of my status. I decided that i would smash and dash. Today, i asked her out and said that i would take her to lunch. When we got in the elevator though, it started going down as usual, but it began rumbling and shaking a bit. When i was a boy, i actually got trapped in an elevator for like an hour when i wasn't supposed to be in one to begin with. We got to the bottom floor, but i was hollering and trembling a small amount. The doors opened and some of my colleagues were there at the worst possible moment. The girl i was going to take to lunch just walked out and didn't even look at me. It got awkward after she left. Now she hasn't returned my calls even though she is just a nurse. Help bros. How do i salvage this?
Suffered a tremendous setback today. Feedback needed.
- Thread starter OwenReese
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Sly Cookin
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Yo colleagues outside of the elevator might be in her network
Yo colleagues outside of the elevator might be in her network
No she walked past them and just left the building, she was not interested in them. What would be a possible reason for her not returning my calls?
Neg train on this cac piece of shyt 
Uhh...find another girl? 
One star 
One star
Why did you neg me when i asked you for help?
it's over, homie. stab yourself with a fork. you just grilled yourself well done.
Only two options left is to try to go for the vunerable sympathy play cause of your traumatic childhood experience with enclosed spaces (that only works during intimate moments though)
or trying to buy her.
Only two options left is to try to go for the vunerable sympathy play cause of your traumatic childhood experience with enclosed spaces (that only works during intimate moments though)
or trying to buy her.
Deezy314619
All Star
Chunk it up and keep moving G. My cousin shook of elevs the same as you, that ain't shyt to be embarrassed over.
originalblackmanfromughh
Rookie
Hootin and hollering
You just gave yourself a vagina
Shut the fukk up bytch. This is a made up story. You don't work at the hospital, you're broke as fukk, you're white, you have a little dikk, you have no hoes, you're still a virgin, your parents wish you were dead, you take the bus, you wear dikkies and reeboks, and you ugly