SUPER FROG SPlASH DEATH MOUNTAIN : FREE ClASSIC ClASSY TElIEVISION

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Hey joe,....

Welcome to:
ClASSIC CLASSY TElIEVISION

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Hey joe.....

Whud't down


Now don't go asking me.
what the fukk my first title page post means and shyt.

It is there for liability purposes.
for dese here taxidermy firms.
I gotta fill out for my stimuli,...i mean stimulus.

Now sit'cho dumbass down someplace.
Somewhere's and stfu.

While i gets me interwebs products and portals together.

So i can rant on dese here wrasslin tapes.

I been putting way tha fukk off. For too long.

Yet since i just turned on my vcr,....or DVD.
shyt...

I MEANS,....DVR.

Once i hit the little menu prompts.

Imma turn back on this tape delay of aew.
On demand from my dvr.

Hey hon,....
Did i say an dem acronyms right from tha job.

Any who's.

Lemme get to rant'n.
on dese here wrasslin tapes.

Hoperfully.

Dis here rant don't take six hours.
Like nigel versus the dragon.
Or that impactful t*ts and ass show.
that had those good wrasslers on it.
I used to rant on. I sure miss rant'n on odb. Cooch slapp'n and boob patt'n.
So pardon me while i johnny swinger my way into dis here rant for:



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DARBY AllIN VS SCORPIO COUNTER GAWD SKY


hey joe,....

This is a live impromptu rant in real time.
Well after i really take this smoke break.
To pregame for this live chat style rant of:


AllIN vs SKY



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Hey joe,...

Whud't down.

Alrightee,..
Pick up affer the break.
Brought to you by john cena and wipeout.


We get the earned it.
You reached and secured the brass ring entrance.
Including pyro entrance for.
One half of the inaugural aew tag team champions.
SCORPIO SKY


Followed by,....
Reigning defending champion of the tnt network.

DARBY AllIN



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Darby skates to the ring minus a pair of trucks on a deck.
This time.
While,...Toting the tnt championship.

In what should be tauted in print.
as one of the dopest combo of ring entrance and character.
meets accurate era of nostalgia theme music.

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To give further build.
to what could be a potential, freetv classic.
As that is all i will be rant'n on.
If i decides to rant.
While, also noticing.
no one else is a rough, enough.
Or part faction of despicable los diablo desperados.
To traffic and post about such dope free telievision style narcotics like.
This here network coliseum champion, myself.

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We pick up with darby taking in the coro filled night air.
Of the coro quarantine packed filled stadium. That needs a buzz worthy name.
Similar to fhe confines of the coliseum battle cage dome arena.
Darby hits the buckle,...for rhe viewers at home.
Leaving the title uncared for in 1.0 level naito destroys the gorgeous intercontinental meets austin trashed winged eagle.
needs to be phased out.
for the eventual unveiling of trash wwf big eagle gold.

Skorpio having all psycho levels of want.
After reaching and securing the brass.
Gets hit with miser levels of addiction for gold.
Prompting darby.
to eye this attraction from sky..
Darby plops down off the buckle.
Goes all simp for the network championship title belt.
like a damsel in distress.
Prompting ideally a real actual female.
to step in as the ref in aubrey.


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We are under way at the 1.27 mark. So sky and darby got like ten minutes to make this into a condensed classic. If everything is condensed and done technically right to have a five star bout. Or possibly a six star classic. Or even a free tv classic at the rating of 3.5 stars.
Which over time could be deemed a five star match considering the amalgamations to psychology being told succinctly due to booking and time constraint issues.

At the beginning of this match.
It does a really good job of implying sky's intention to be champion.
Ala butch reed and flair meets indie darling desire to hold major promotions singles gold. Which at this point in the days after the indie heros saved wrasslin. Is a great nod to sky and allin doing their high quality homework given the constraint s of this match for thr main event. Yet still having the ability to steal the show as rhe best bout on the card as well.

Off top...
In entrance we get sky showcasing the pureosu style of miser addiction to major promotion singles gold. That darby had to acquire and finally secure gold anywhere. As the past knock on allin was always being booked to lose indie gold. So allin securing major promotions gold. Is a feat allin showcased in desire as a draw probably better than any indie hero who saved wrasslin since punk chases joe.



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Ref aubrey diffuses and gives a soft separation of both challenger to their respecitive corner. Sky respects authority. Plus the oppurtunity could be squandered via dq. Ref aubrey senses sky and allin's.
indie smeagol miser want and desire for major promotions gold energy. The same energy Sky acquired from darby capturing major promotions gold.
So we have a simple build and backstory.
to this potential free bf vs bf classic tv match.

As aubrey soft ushers sky to the challengers corner away from the tnt championship and aubrey.
Relieved darby goes full emo goth kid meets raven decompress tantrum turnbuckle corner rest and heal hold dance moves in the champion's corner. While sky,...sensing the moment for major promotions gold. Starts to remember where and what he is there for and acts like it.

Aubrey motions and rings the bell.


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Aubry motions time and the bell.
At the 1.28.

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Where a lot has taken place in the psychological simple shotgun hotshot build to this match. That is a testament to how high quality both singles grapple shooters are in sky and allin. To get over simple nuances in the atypical ring entrance. That at this time needs a coogler rocky style bit jack makeover for aew. Tbh,..not sure why aew has not jacked the rocky entrances. It could make way for a whole bunch of rule changes etc .

Anywho,...

Oh shyt,..
Sky sensing the moment and acting like it.
Storms dead up in darby's raven meets indie goth kid turnbuckle tantrum rest hold quartined six feet of space. Totally violating social distancing.
Jumping dead up in.
indie darling turned major promotions face of the network champion's face.
Sky Eyeing the network champion.
With visions of indie smeagol miser gold in his eye.
Causing allin to hold and take notice of this. Once being affected formerly infected himself.
With the indie smeagol miser desire for major promotions gold.
Darby disrobes calm like a g.
This simple act diffuses and sets the tone.
For darby to sorta extend the indie code of honor rules pound and a sky blowed't it up fist bump.
Great psychology for the we respects one another bf vs bf encounter.

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Both network champions gear up.
according to indie darling corona social distancing rules.
To close the simple build.
To a smeagol desire miser for indie major promotions gold.
That features a subtle character showcase by sky and allin.
to build to a simple collar and elbow lockup.

Test of strength,...collar and elbow lockup mexican stalking standoff.
Leading into an allin collar and elbow tie up.
counter to face versus face.
headlock chain grapplin sequence. We go full steamboat versus flair dragon versus macho condensed headlock counter grapple style work sequence. Just to let those smart know wtf this could potentially be.
Sky early goats up.
to standing position and counters via irish whip. droptoe hold to indian death to grapevine stf rear seated headlock. Prompting an immediate grounded wrist hammerlock counter from allin. Allin takes dynamite meets textbook shooter head position.
on the shoulder blade of sky and wrenches in. Sky counter rolls with allin's hold pressure into a lucha wristlock counter. Simply countered by allin.
With a swift brisk textbook wrist lock leg sweep counter.

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