surprise drug test for my job tomorrow :merchant:

[Ooh Marty]

Gotta take it on lunch break

I'm dirty af right now brehs

When I had to take the drug test for the job, it was perfect cus I used a family members clean urine and was able to keep it warm. But this shyt is going to be hard cus I don't have access to anybody clean urine

I smoke kush everyday so ain't no water pills or cranberry juice gon help

This smoke shop around my crib sale synthetic urine tho

Anybody had any luck with using synthetic urine ?

It's $80 fukkin dollars

 

[Detroit Wave]

be a junkie brehettes

 

[Nobodyknows]

be a junkie brehettes

Smoking weed qualifies as being a junkie?

 

[Ooh Marty]

be a junkie brehettes

I smoke weed

I'm not a regular druggie

 

[Ooh Marty]

Smoking weed qualifies as being a junkie?

nikka either a cac or a burban tom

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Aren't there purging supplements you can buy out of GNC? They're expensive I heard.

 

[Sleepy Walker]

Find some Quick Fix at a smoke shop it hasn't let me down yet

 

[Ooh Marty]

Find some Quick Fix at a smoke shop it hasn't let me down yet

Are u talking about the system cleansing pills? shyt is $200 at the smoke shop around my crib

 

[Detroit Wave]

nikka either a cac or a burban tom

bytch shut yo sensitive ass up

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Y'all gonna be fukked when hair test become the standard. Took one today. Fortunately I'm drug free

 

[Ooh Marty]

Aren't there purging supplements you can buy out of GNC? They're expensive I heard.

What are those ?

Do they work ?

 

[Ooh Marty]

bytch shut yo sensitive ass up

Where u been at bae

Are u back on this alias for good?

 

[86\*/98]

Find some Quick Fix at a smoke shop it hasn't let me down yet

This.

 

[Ooh Marty]

Y'all gonna be fukked when hair test become the standard. Took one today. Fortunately I'm drug free

My auntie told me this exact same thing when I had to use her urine




It's true tho

Hopefully this the last one I have to take for this gig

 

[Freedman]

You can come work for me love