Sydney
- younger
- grade A t*ts
- out union would have people ready to have brain aneurysms while we cash in on the clout chasing
- use her connects to worm my way into the industry
- weave my way into the as a bootleg ass manager and build an agency off of her affiliation
- blow her back out like it’s going out of style
- start a production company, buy some good scripts cheap and have her be in a couple of the films after finessing a deal with A24 so we can have their quality directors build a role for her like Charlize in “Monster”
- schmooze is the industry and get her some SAG and Golden Globe nomination and finesse my clients into thinking I can do that for them
- cheat on her with Tinashe
- find a show that’s the next bootleg version of Breaking Bad and put her in it so she sees me as this “mastermind” of her career
- divert 3.5% of all of her paydays into an offshore account/crypto
- gain sympathy from the public after I secretly record her family saying racist shīt like Hulk Hogan
- break up with her during the shĩt storm and keep milking the sympathy clout