Take a dump in Bangkok brehs

[Malik1time]

Yo I burst of laughing reading the title
Rep for killing me breh

 

[SupaHotIce]

 

[Malta]

this is always a phobia of mine when im on the toilet. im afraid that a rat might swim out and bite my cock

 

[Knicksman20]

 

[Citi Trends]

maybe this is the kind of person who shyts in a urinal.
they're scared of pythons biting their dikk

 

[Chrishaune]

Where I'm originally from, Central to Southern Alabama, there's spiders that come out of the forest that are bigger than that.......I'm talking Tarantula sized....Yeah, they can get in your house. But normal spider spray still kills them........

 

[MikelArteta]

Imagine a ten foot python on your dikk for 30 minutes?

 

[DaRealness]

LOL my boy just flew to Bangkok the other day. I'm sending this story to him.

 

[///Vega+++]

What life lesson is supposed to be taken from this occurring in life that can later be used god...

I am asking you this via the internet, god.


Art Barr

don't keep gay pythons in your toilet brehs

The 38-year-old told Thai TV Channel 7 that he struggled to remove the snake for 30 minutes Wednesday before he managed to free himself with help from his wife and a neighbor. After his wife tied a rope around the snake, Attaporn pried open its jaws before passing out.​

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she wasn't having that
couldn't sanction that gay snake's baffoonery

 

[...o3]

...getting head while on the pot. isn't that what them white boys call a blumpkin? in some cultures...he'd be winning.

 

[Breh13]

Attaporn Boonmakchuay





Him passing out after getting his egg roll free.

 

[Govana]

Emergency workers dismantled the Asian-style squat toilet, with the python still twined through it. The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath.

Why?? So It can bite more dikks?

 

[jerniebert]

I'm reading this while taking a shyt.

 

[JerkPork]

Imma start resting my piece on my thigh until it's time to piss.