Tales from the Coli Crypt, Part I : )

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Okay, so a long time ago, I read that you can use Lysol to kill athlete's foot. You spray it on your feet, it's gone. Funky smell and all. So, I tried it and it worked.
Blah blah blah, fast forward to last week, my crotch kind of had a funky smell. I usually have to use Lotrimin to kill the jock itch. So I was thinking, if Lysol can kill athlete's foot fungus, why can't it kill jock itch just like Lotrimin kills athlete's foot and jock itch.

So, I get a can of Lysol. Spray it on my crotch. First it's a bit cold. Then, it kind of stung. Then, it started giving a burning sensation, like eucalyptus. That burning feeling was on my nuts and started spreading to my ding dong. Not painful burning, but the sensation was there. Then, I started getting worried. What did I do? The burning sensation started cooling off after a minute. Then, it was gone. My crotch funk smell was gone!
 

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Okay, so a long time ago, I read that you can use Lysol to kill athlete's foot. You spray it on your feet, it's gone. Funky smell and all. So, I tried it and it worked.
Blah blah blah, fast forward to last week, my crotch kind of had a funky smell. I usually have to use Lotrimin to kill the jock itch. So I was thinking, if Lysol can kill athlete's foot fungus, why can't it kill jock itch just like Lotrimin kills athlete's foot and jock itch.

So, I get a can of Lysol. Spray it on my crotch. First it's a bit cold. Then, it kind of stung. Then, it started giving a burning sensation, like eucalyptus. That burning feeling was on my nuts and started spreading to my ding dong. Not painful burning, but the sensation was there. Then, I started getting worried. What did I do? The burning sensation started cooling off after a minute. Then, it was gone. My crotch funk smell was gone!
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Okay, so a long time ago, I read that you can use Lysol to kill athlete's foot. You spray it on your feet, it's gone. Funky smell and all. So, I tried it and it worked.
Blah blah blah, fast forward to last week, my crotch kind of had a funky smell. I usually have to use Lotrimin to kill the jock itch. So I was thinking, if Lysol can kill athlete's foot fungus, why can't it kill jock itch just like Lotrimin kills athlete's foot and jock itch.

So, I get a can of Lysol. Spray it on my crotch. First it's a bit cold. Then, it kind of stung. Then, it started giving a burning sensation, like eucalyptus. That burning feeling was on my nuts and started spreading to my ding dong. Not painful burning, but the sensation was there. Then, I started getting worried. What did I do? The burning sensation started cooling off after a minute. Then, it was gone. My crotch funk smell was gone!

we off soap and water in 2014?
 

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on a side note if u have toe fungus, use vicks vapor ruff.
 

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