Tales from the hood: Armed robber penis-slaps woman in the face after she refused to hand over cash

[MushroomX]

only time will tell.

but we will have a MAJOR earthquake this year in the United States. not sure exactly where yet.

We are due for one... this year already feels X-Files as it is.

 

[GollyImGully]

Maybe the Bermuda triangle is expanding outwards, and the effects are becoming more prevalent?

them nikkas aint built right man

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Where's the bugs bunny cutting Florida gif at??

 

[MushroomX]

them nikkas aint built right man

It's the only explanation. Every year Florida gets odd. Next thing you know, you will have a robbery where a guy steals only tampons from some woman's house.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

Where's the bugs bunny cutting Florida gif at??

 

[Danie84]

Should had Lorena Bobbitt them fools negroes

 

[GollyImGully]

It's the only explanation. Every year Florida gets odd. Next thing you know, you will have a robbery where a guy steals only tampons from some woman's house.

ever since mr poppo got his face ate

nah he just gonna snatch the tampon right outta her

 

[MushroomX]

ever since mr poppo got his face ate

nah he just gonna snatch the tampon right outta her

"Hello, I am Veronica Cruz with today's top headline at 5. A woman, who won't disclosed her name was coming out of the 7-11, when a man described in his late 40 came up to her and assaulted her. Then it took a odd turn, when he dove in her snatch and pulled out her tampon with his teeth on the string and ran off; seemingly only for the tampon and not for the money. Police are looking over the area for the individual in question, but so far no leads have come up. We will have more on this story, after sports."

 

[Steve Piffler]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49d88timI1rww3d7o1_400.gif

 

[Mr. Somebody]

If you live in a bad neighborhood sadly, you sometimes have to do a donut around your block to make sure you arent being followed by demons. Ive caught a few trying to tail me.

 

[Steve Piffler]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m49d88timI1rww3d7o1_400.gif

 

[Ricky Church]

seriously what is up with florida? every story from out there gets more ridiculous

that whole state is a running joke. I still rep Miami tho...

 

[TheIsleofMan]

When she again stated she didn't have any money, the duo stole two TVs valued at $600 before fleeing.

Get ya flat screen game up B!

 

[The Burger King]

I'll slap you upside ya head with 9 inches of limp dikk!