Talk About a Flip to #GMB

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So a group of us were hanging out and talking and this woman was giving a etherous #GMB story.

She had been with her baby father for 8 years and she kept hounding year after year to get married since they lived together and he was like :hubie::hubie::camby::camby:

So the guy ends up getting paralyzed from the waist down :damn::damn: and now he decides he wants to settle down. She was like "All those years I wasn't good enough, now that you have no use, you wanna get hitched" :heh::heh:

She left him :shaq2::shaq2:

Everybody at the table was like :merchant::pachaha::wow::sadbron:
 

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"now that you have no use" :damn:
 

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I was at a 711 this summer. The casher was a 50 year old black lady. She was BRAGGING to another co worker how this was her 1st job ever.

Said she got married at 19. Her husband worked 2 jobs up until recently when he got severe diabetes. From what i could gleam they lived above their means. He was always stretching dollars to keep her happy.

Once he got sick and could not keep the same lifestyle she divorced him.:merchant:

She had the nerve to be counseling a young sista co worker on how men should pay for everything. She said when she gets her next husband she is quitting this bullshyt job.

And this chick was hideous! Not a dime. More like a penny!:why:
 

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I was at a 711 this summer. The casher was a 50 year old black lady. She was BRAGGING to another co worker how this was her 1st job ever.

Said she got married at 19. Her husband worked 2 jobs up until recently when he got severe diabetes. From what i could gleam they lived above their means. He was always stretching dollars to keep her happy.

Once he got sick and could not keep the same lifestyle she divorced him.:merchant:

She had the nerve to be counseling a young sista co worker on how men should pay for everything. She said when she gets her next husband she is quitting this bullshyt job.

And this chick was hideous! Not a dime. More like a penny!:why:



Get finessed by penny-thots brehs :russ:
 

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I was at a 711 this summer. The casher was a 50 year old black lady. She was BRAGGING to another co worker how this was her 1st job ever.

Said she got married at 19. Her husband worked 2 jobs up until recently when he got severe diabetes. From what i could gleam they lived above their means. He was always stretching dollars to keep her happy.

Once he got sick and could not keep the same lifestyle she divorced him.:merchant:

She had the nerve to be counseling a young sista co worker on how men should pay for everything. She said when she gets her next husband she is quitting this bullshyt job.

And this chick was hideous! Not a dime. More like a penny!:why:
She's most likely on online dating sites with a list of delusional demands.

May simps die a slow, painful death.
 

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Im saying tho. If your going to simp for decades at LEAST make sure she is a baddy. Maybe her looks faded... but i doubt it. She was ugly as fukk
Some women have the game figured out and are masters even without the look.

They are master manipulators who use the man's thirst, luster, etc. to their advantage. Can't be too too mad at them.

It's the simps fault when it's all said and done.
 
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