Tall and Ugly vs Handsome and Short

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  • tall & ugly

    Votes: 23 32.9%
  • handsome & short

    Votes: 47 67.1%

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BaggerofTea

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Haha

But all jokes aside, if we're talking about for bytches, then it's obviously tall and ugly

Height is a cheat code outchea :mjcry:
I'm tall and ugly, height ain't no damn cheat code in regards to women:rudy:


Still, rather be tall than short and good looking, when brehs refer to you as "Big Man" :wow:


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It’s tall brehs. I had a lil bytch over here who live in my building and she got this lil bitty ass dress on. I’m a fool with it so I’m feeling on her ass and pulling her dress up and she like you trying to get me in trouble. And I put her hand on my dikk (which is a much more sophisticated but just as effective technique as just whipping your meat out btw) and she like, oh I already know you big...and long. I was like big facts, you already know, that’s why I put ya hand on it, feel me. But yeah, bytches just be assuming you got a big dikk and shyt. That shyt always played to my advantage. I not giving up my height for no handsomeness. This shyt too much of a cheat code. Oh yeah no homo
 
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Tall for the reach advantage in a boxing match and the ability to dunk but I’d have to be brolic couldn’t be lanky

if I look like Sam Casell:yeshrug:
 
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