Teach me how to attract black women, brehs

[Draje]

I'm a corny, short, bird-chested member of the #UglyTeam tho

Can't even grow a decent beard

Proportions like Kevin Durant without the height

Is it hopeless for me? Am I just gonna have to settle for a HAWG?

 

[mamba]

Do some time in prison.

Then, get released from prison. You will be beating Black women off with a stick, breh.

They love a nikka fresh out of prison.

 

[KinksandCoils]

Do some time in prison.

Then, get released from prison. You will be beating Black women off with a stick, breh.

They love a nikka fresh out of prison.

Smh I bet if I were to make any comment about a black man all hell would break loose. It doesn't even have to be bad. But u can sit here and shyt on sistas like that.

c00n
I dont care if you are trolling or not.

 

[Couth]

Serious thread? Same way you attract any women. With a nice body and cash.

Most black girls like rugged dudes though. They want the strong silent type to put them in their place. You can't be timid if you want a black girl.

 

[Kenny West]

This thread again?


Get a white girl

Walk with her past a group of black girls and their stares like

Circle back and grab one.

Or you could take the jail route above. Hoes love felons in general. Fawgs and Black chicks the most likely to save you too

 

[Remote]

You can work out to be fitter/bulkier.
Can't address height, but finding a woman your height or shorter isn't difficult.
Can you at least grow a moustache?

I mean all of that doesn't matter if you got game tho.

But black guys without moustaches are just weird.

I wish there was that clip on moustaches by Deon Cole online, but I can't find it.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Smh I bet if I were to make any comment about a black man all hell would break loose. It doesn't even have to be bad. But u can sit here and shyt on sistas like that.

c00n
I dont care if you are trolling or not.

His comment actually shytted on both sexes, even if it wasn't his intent

 

[sang_bleu]

Smh I bet if I were to make any comment about a black man all hell would break loose. It doesn't even have to be bad. But u can sit here and shyt on sistas like that.

c00n
I dont care if you are trolling or not.

Could you please explain to me, your full definition of a c00n?

 

[OatmealCreamPie]

Do some time in prison.

Then, get released from prison. You will be beating Black women off with a stick, breh.

They love a nikka fresh out of prison.

This is actually how white society views you, as thugs. But of course you get offended when you're treated like one wherever you go.

 

[KinksandCoils]

Could you please explain to me, your full definition of a c00n?

shyttying on your own kind is the simplest example. I consider saying things that make black people look bad as a part of c00ning along with things to hype up the white man. There's more to it but you get the point

Example. A black guy hyping up white women as the best thing since slice bread, while shytting on sisters is a c00n.

 

[BlackBieber]

Smh I bet if I were to make any comment about a black man all hell would break loose. It doesn't even have to be bad. But u can sit here and shyt on sistas like that.

c00n
I dont care if you are trolling or not.

Dont fukking insult black men bytch

 

[KinksandCoils]

Dont fukking insult black men bytch

@BlackBieber

 

[BlackBieber]

shyttying on your own kind is the simplest example. I consider saying things that make black people look bad as a part of c00ning along with things to hype up the white man. There's more to it but you get the point

Example. A black guy hyping up white women as the best thing since slice bread, while shytting on sisters is a c00n.

So u cant have a preference towards delicate and pure white girls w/o it meaning ur suckin up to the white man ? reread wut u typed and asked urself if dat makes sense

Im problack and proafrican but I prefer white women theres nuttin wrong with that

 

[Cabbage Patch]

I'm a corny, short, bird-chested member of the #UglyTeam tho

Be confident.

 

[BlackBieber]

@BlackBieber

Ill piss in ur a$$hole bytch