gangreen
Top Notch
So I was waiting for the train minding my own business listening to my music.
Then this kind of hippy dude walks up to me, Saying some shyt.
I take off my head phones and
This dude: :I like your beard
Me:
*worrying about what this is turning into*
This dude: *hands me these books*
This Dude: I am a buddhist monk and these books are about meditation. Yadda Yadda. They are free for your reading pleasure
Me: *Ears perk up on the mention of the word free*
Are These free because I am broke
This dude: Yeah, but we don't have any money and all we ask for is donations. 1 dollar will be fine
Me:
*now trying to get rid of him* I don't carry cash on me so... sorry. I only use my bank card (which is true)
This dude: That is fine and pulls out his phone
Me:
.............................. sorry man I can't do that, you know the situation with credit cards scam
This dude: *takes his books back and leaves*
me:
Just saying brehs, the new era of bumming has begun where they will be using this phone credit card swiper to simp you out of your money.
Then this kind of hippy dude walks up to me, Saying some shyt.
I take off my head phones and
This dude: :I like your beard
Me:
*worrying about what this is turning into*This dude: *hands me these books*
This Dude: I am a buddhist monk and these books are about meditation. Yadda Yadda. They are free for your reading pleasure
Me: *Ears perk up on the mention of the word free*
Are These free because I am brokeThis dude: Yeah, but we don't have any money and all we ask for is donations. 1 dollar will be fine
Me:
*now trying to get rid of him* I don't carry cash on me so... sorry. I only use my bank card (which is true)This dude: That is fine and pulls out his phone
Me:
.............................. sorry man I can't do that, you know the situation with credit cards scamThis dude: *takes his books back and leaves*
me:

Just saying brehs, the new era of bumming has begun where they will be using this phone credit card swiper to simp you out of your money.
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He probably heard that shyt too many times. He was prepared for that ass.
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no gold breh....when/if SHTF........I'm going to be extra
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